sploof

I am gonna "Sploof" kula so hard their head cracks open.

"Woah, If you don't shut up ima Sploof your head open."

by Slooooof July 16, 2020

Sploosh

When a circle of friends or confidants are gathered and due to recreational use of 'rockin a bowl' one is quick to make shift a towl like structure usually circular in shape that is dampened for a quick and easy pipe shine so the carbon dioxide built up on your bubble pipe can be wiped. Cause if the pipe is passed and that black shit on the pipe accidently rubs off or touches someones article of clothing or personal item, the person who doesnt wipe will be exiled or kicked outta rotation, very similar to the unspoken rule of thumb with a joint '(puff, puff, pass)

"Please pass me the 'sploosh' bro, this bubble is black as a mufuka!

by Pretty-Boy August 28, 2020

splooge splurge

busting a lot of nuts in a day

i splooge splurged with a whopping 7 nuts today

by september11th2000-fun October 30, 2020

Splooger Rob

Someone who leaves a bad mess somewhere with their splooger and takes off hoping no one knows it was them.

Tim: "Who did that skid? They made a bad mess! It stinks!"
Scott: "My mate Splooger Rob, be won't admit it though"

by Trumpet65 November 13, 2020

Sploot

Sploot is a word used to describe throwing something like eggs or pottery or even mattresses.

I’m going to sploot Michelle tonight!

by anonymous September 27, 2020

Sploogeblast

When you cum so hard in your girl she fucking explodes and dies from the force of your ejaculation.

"Dude, did you hear Jenkins fucking Sploogeblasted his girl?"

by Kingboyguy September 28, 2020

Sploosh

volumpshewus bussy

She felt insecure so I told her she had a sploosh

by papa anahi October 14, 2020