Splotchy_Artistry

They have alot of pet penises and has a friend in an arsonist. They understand Danish and is big yes

Splotchy_Artistry is a big dick

by Actry_ July 20, 2021

Spoortish

Social media accounts who are too zealous about anything related to sport claiming that you can't criticize athletes for their mediocre participation.

Beware don't be rude to athletes or your account maybe attacked by a spoortish.

by Fruit_of_the_loom July 26, 2021

Sportalize

To socialize while playing any kind of sports that makes you feel alive.

Let's sportalize in the evening at the club

Get on discord, lets sportalize!

by Kunwar Sa August 4, 2021

Sploot

When a cat becomes so comfortable they look kindof like a fluffy poodle.

"I just got a new memory foam bed mat, now when my cat gets on it she becomes a total sploot"

by CatDogKing007 November 19, 2021

Splurt

Splurt - the blue water in a port-a-john that splashes on your brown eye while taking a dump.

Damn bro. After eating that burrito for lunch I hit the porta John and splurted all over my ass!

by Mr.upslurt August 31, 2021

splorfnik

to splorfnik is the action of smacking your hip against a countertop, causing your body immense pain

Ow! I just splorfniked my body

by ur mom x reader September 13, 2021

Splurt

To ooze out of something.

I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, but I added to much jelly, so all of it splurt out the side when I bit it.

by Jhenniffer September 18, 2021