Snake Charmer

The act of rocking back and fourth on the toilet in order to coax a painful stubborn poop out of your butt. You may also wrap a towel around your head and mime a flute in order to get the poop cobra to come out.

Man, after sitting on the toilet for 10 minutes I had to perform a Snake Charmer to get that poop out of there.

by wolfgangkurt March 15, 2011

Snakebook

The use of Facebook to snake your way into somebody's undercrackers, preferable tactic is to stitch up somebody else you know to be interested in the female (probably your best mate) and put yourself in the frame instead.

That little git Neil has just slid in on Snakebook and hijacked that bird I was tapping up.

Oh well, she had a face like a dropped meat pie anyway...

by MikeMilligan July 4, 2008

snake oil

bullshit

by Anonymous February 17, 2003

crumb snake

A scary snake that lives under the cushions of your couch, that scavenges for crumbs left by snackers. Used to scare children from leaving a mess of crumbs on the couch.

Clean up those crumbs or the crumb snake will come out

by Crummy March 9, 2004

snake spit

The dripping semen trail from a cock after cumming. Known to soil much furniture, clothing, and people, as well as car seats.

He drooled snake spit all over her thighs.

by Ken Marx November 25, 2007

Hoop Snake

An australian snake that curls itself into a hoop so that it can chase after prey at high speeds by rolling. If stepped on, loop snakes will also chase after people at terrifying speeds. Deadly.

Help! Help! There's a hoop snake after me!

by Alex Mackay May 1, 2004

charming the one eyed trouser snake

A new term which I just invented on the spot which refers to male masturbation.

Martin: I watched some wicked hardcore porn last night mate.
Matt: Really?
Martin: Yeah, it was so good that I couldn't resist charming the one eyed trouser snake!!
Matt: Cool

by Jim July 19, 2004