put a smile on his face

To put a smile on his face means to give a guy a blowjob and cumgasm.

Matt wants me to put a smile on his face - so I will!

by USAF Cadet January 31, 2021

shipenis

{shi pee nis}
Noun

Fecal matter covered penis or "shity penis".

Dude, whats that smell, are you sportin a shipenis?

by MightierSword July 7, 2010

Smiget

(Also spelled "Smigit") Derogatory word for a person of middle-class and white in appearance, typically male. Suggests that that person is bound to head nowhere in life. Someone who is content with mediocrity.

Don't listen to that smiget, he hasn't done any of that stuff

by A. Wells October 26, 2010

pilonidal smile

When the crack of ones ass is extended just a bit beyond the typical length of crack. The slight depression can conveniently be used for storage; common items may include car keys, dime bags, and ironically, crack.

When my whore of a mother was eighteen she hid my father's virginity in her pilonidal smile.

by Della Hicks January 18, 2008

CEO Smile

An artificial smile made by a person placed in a situation of power, meant to mislead And/Or misdirect the conversation.

CEO: No, my company didn't kill that person (CEO Smile). He must have rapidly aged to the point were his head came off of his own body naturally (CEO Smile).

by the2ndflood August 4, 2008

Polish Smile

The ass-crack of a builder who's bending over.

That builder just gave me a Polish Smile while picking up his tool.

by Turtle84 October 25, 2012

Texas Smile

Some say it refers to 'Inner Smile'. Don't know the exact meaning, but my girl said that I brought a Texas Smile upon her face, when I gave her a bit of flattery!

Your appreciation gave me a Texas Smile!

by Freethinker19 August 29, 2013