When you and a friend both take a bus full of Xanax, and get drunk. Then strip butt ass naked and cover each other in Vaseline and squirm around on a smooth surface, such as a tile floor. Leaving a trail of Vaseline across the floor. This is a completely non-homosexual act.
Harrison: “Hey bro you down for a game of slippery slippery slugs at my place around 8?”
Joey: “chaaa bra I’ll get the Xanax and the booze, you get the Vaseline”
Harrison: “fuck yeah bro”
Joey: “chaaa bra I’ll get the Xanax and the booze, you get the Vaseline”
Harrison: “fuck yeah bro”
by The_see-er September 08, 2021
Someone who resorts to using easy / overused comebacks because they're too slow to come up with an original one on the spot. Some of which include:
"Cry about it"
"Stay mad"
"Cope"
"Snowflake"
"No one asked"
"Ratio"
"Cry about it"
"Stay mad"
"Cope"
"Snowflake"
"No one asked"
"Ratio"
Guy 1: "You know you can't end racism by creating a petition on Change.org, right?"
Guy 2: *in head* "shit, i can't think of anything. what do i do..."
Guy 2: "Cope. xD"
Guy 1: "Same insult again? Man, you really are Schrodinger’s slug."
Guy 2: *in head* "shit, i can't think of anything. what do i do..."
Guy 2: "Cope. xD"
Guy 1: "Same insult again? Man, you really are Schrodinger’s slug."
by MinkleMic July 27, 2021
by Shane Corbin April 03, 2010
by Smousechow February 21, 2022
by Big Fat Niggaballs March 26, 2023
A descriptive term used to describe the male genitalia after being exposed to cold water or excessive amounts of narcotics.
Just been for a slash and noticed I'm suffering from a bad case of "blue slug"
The north sea looked inviting but after a quick swim I developed a nasty case of blue slug in my swimming trousers.
The north sea looked inviting but after a quick swim I developed a nasty case of blue slug in my swimming trousers.
by Drydentested2 August 03, 2013
by Jack Straws February 09, 2024