Obama cock slapper Arby noodle

When your in the middle of fucking your girl, and then you call the White House and have Obama flown in on a helicopter. When he arrives, he slaps your girl with his BBC so many times that she gets knocked the fuck out. You then force feed your unconscious girlfriend noodles, and then leave her in the closest Arby’s bathroom

So how was your date?
Good, I pulled a fat Obama Cock Slapper Arby Noodle
*aggressively shits pants*

by I am beer December 25, 2019

ur granny pappy a trappy slappy

Worst insult ever to be said, could destroy the whole universe.

Steve:ur grandpap a trap
Bobby:ur granny pappy a trappy slappy

*steve fucking gets fucked along with the universe while bobby becomes god of everything*

by Not Giant Dad May 17, 2018

Slappy

Adj - Quality of making a satisfying slap sound when struck with a palm.

*slaps* "Ooooo, that ass is slappy."

by KamiBee August 1, 2010

Bitch Slapped

Flexible word- ranging from simply getting held accountable to being reprimanded to getting beaten badly in a sporting event.

"I haven't followed up for them yet and I'm getting bitch slapped with e-mail requests."

"Ouch- My boss bitch slapped me for being late!"

"The Pistons simply bitch slapped Boston last night in the opening round of their series."

by Bslapped as it's used everyday March 19, 2009

Knee slapper

adverb. A term used to describe a dumb-ass joke. Its inception was the result of someone noticing their friend slapping their thigh/knee when a joke was told. It's an official "knee slapper" when the person laughing sqints their eyes, slaps their knee, and can barely speak due the amount of laughimg taking place. This definition is considered a "knee slapper".

What do you call someone who doesn't fart in public?

A private tutor!!

-knee slapper

by MegDar September 20, 2009

slapper

A slapper is a girl or woman that in earlier era's would have been called a nymphomaniac. The true slapper would shag anyone and anything if it just meant she could satisfy the craving for sexual fulfilment for 10 minutes. The word is used as an insult and a reminder that the woman is the type that loves a big pair of balls slapping against her arse - hence the term "slap and tickle" - a slapper is a woman that likes a lot of slap and tickle

What a fuckin slapper tho man, I bet she likes a good thick end up the knicker leg.
or

Eh mate she's a right slapper - you wear some protection and while youre on the job give her one for me cuz I wouldnt touch her with a barge pole - just stop and say "by the way this ones for steve"

seen as a trendy pub name
"The slappers arse"

by frosty the kebab shop owner January 3, 2008

slapass

An extremely stupid or foolish person. see slapnut.

"Osama bin Laden is a dumb slapass."

by Omni November 13, 2003