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Simp

A person who will travel to Mcdonalds in order to buy 20 chicken nuggets and give it to the person that they want to be with.
by Borratte April 8, 2022
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Simp

A simp is trying his hardest to get the woman they love.
by Bootyloverxxxx November 9, 2020
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Simp

Panayoti told himself in 2020 he wasn't going to be a simp.
by dictionary.com123 April 20, 2020
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SIMP

Anybody named Ryan, and plays a DnD character named Arthur.
Man, Ryan is a real simp.
by Kroh March 26, 2020
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Simp

A simp is that one faggot at your school who is always sucking the fuck up to any girl- within a 50 foot radius of him- for the chance of merely a grain of pussy, yes, even ginger pussy. A simp also thinks that talking to girls comes first and breaks the law of bros before hoes because he thinks he is going to lose his virginity. He will ultimately end up losing that to a man after being friendzoned by every girl in his school.
John: “Look at Collin talking to those girls. They probably think hes gay”
Brendan: “Yeah hes a simp. I feel bad because he will never know what pussy is like”
by SimpHater101 December 20, 2019
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Simp

Simp for

S uper

I ntense
M inecraft
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Friend: Hey!
Me: Hi!
Friend: I am a Professional LOL player!
Me: Well I'm a SIMP

Friend: What?
Me: I'm a Super Intense Minecraft Player
by 7Macros February 21, 2021
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SIMP

Shit
In
My
Pants
person 1: "Yo, what's that smell?"
person 2: "Oh I just SIMP."
by Quackxrs April 12, 2020
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