salty skeezer

a bitch that is uspet because she's a hoe, and she realizes you just want to hit it and quit it.

That salty skeezer will not quit calling me.

by boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooty September 23, 2006

Silly Martinez

A person bends over while another person takes a big juicy, red apple and shoves it up the other person's asshole.

Jasmine gave me a Silly Martinez! I couldn't walk for a week.

by Jazlene October 20, 2008

salty satchel

A bag of weed with hella crystals, "resembling" salt.

Me: I am in dire of a salty satchel!

by sylvz March 12, 2009

Salty Vag

1:self explanatory
2: someone who is being a sour puss, dickhead or r-tard.
3: someone who needs a douche

"Dont Be Such A Salty Vag"

"I wasn't expecting to have salty crackers with that pussy meat!"

by Jamesmcspanks December 9, 2008

silly fanny

Silly fanny is the grabbing of sensitive areas of the body (bottom, crotch, legs) against the will of the reciever, usually while giggling (high pitched and girly) or pulling a funny face... OR giggling AND pulling a funny face.

However it only really becomes true silly fanny when two people (generally men) are doing this in a public place that will result in embarrassing near by friends.

man Ed and Joe were being so embarrasing playing silly fanny last night in the middle of the pub... it got REALLY gay

by Joveie February 21, 2010

salty banjo

you lay on your side and extend your leg up in the air and the girl fingers your butt, licks your balls and wanks the shaft

Casey laid on his side as Michelle gave him a salty banjo.

by Mr. Jeffrey Lebowski March 21, 2010

salty ribeye

When a girl takes her glass eye out and a guy sticks his dick in her eye socket.

I was making out with this girl and she asked me to give her a salty ribeye.

by j Clark October 20, 2013