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shouldn't've 

A double contraction.

Should Not Have.

Heh, I guess skippy really shouldn't've parked there.
shouldn't've by Misanthropic71 March 26, 2008

Shoulder Lean 

when you lean to one side sitting or standing.
this is done to emulate relaxation. silly bitches that is an illusion, one who shoulder leans is always on point.
dude at bar is practicing his shoulder lean.
someone attempts to jack him. He knows this and instantly responds with a solid reverse jacking and an ass whoopin.
Shoulder Lean by Cory Lund February 2, 2008

Balls on the Shoulder 

Balls on the shoulder is a term for when one male party literally places his pubicle sack on a second male party's shoulder (either shoulder is acceptable). The act can be done either as a derogatory act intended to aggravate a homophobic individual, or can be done in the act of making love to create deep romantic affection.
Nate: "Hey Andrew, can I give you some Balls on the Shoulder action tonight?"
Andrew: "Yes, Nate, that would consummate our love for each other."

Shoulda had'an iced tea 

Shoulda-S
Had'an-H
Iced-I
Tea-T
Maggie: your mother-in-law is coming to visit.

Keylin: Shoulda had'an iced tea
Shoulda had'an iced tea by Truedog February 22, 2011

Shoulder Pat 

Almost as comforting as a mother's touch when you have the flu but as awkward as a penguin trying to balance itself on your shoulder just moments before losing its balance while waddling on land. A Quote from a leadership book found inside the commander’s office, “Daily physical contacts with your subordinate builds a culture of trust within your formation. This includes high five, awkward side hugs, or a comforting shoulder pat.”
Larry: “How many shoulder pats gave y’all gotten?”
Kyle and Jeffrey: “Way too many to count.”
Sarah: “I haven’t gotten any.”
Shoulder Pat by Shoulder pat May 10, 2018

Chip on your shoulder 

To hold a grudge or grievance that is often brought forward to provoke a dispute
"Well you once said ..........."
"Dude remove the chip on your shoulder ....and shove it up your ass"