Screw-ged

When the Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present & Future DON'T visit your employer and turn him into a kind caring and generous human being.

When yet another year goes by without bonuses, raises, incentives, a Chrismas party for the employees, or even a modicum of recognition, appreciation, or achievement for a job well done, while the boss drives home in his brand new BMW or custom Silverado to his brand new house that your work has paid for - you have been SCREW-GED!

by screw-ged again December 26, 2011

Screw you day

On the day 29 October.Anyone whose name begins with the following will be slapped 5 times:
A E C N W

1.“Hey it’s national Screw you day!
2.”oh yeah I forgot here slap my back.”

by PrivvSquahy! October 28, 2019

Screw Canoe

A situation involving more than one person that is screwed from the start.

"I knew this was a screw canoe going down shit creek from the start"

by Kinty The Cat March 08, 2014

screw your head on

Screw your head on, get your shit together. Stop acting like an idiot and grow up.

“You really need to screw your head on.”

by unitedstrawberries August 07, 2023

crew screw

Is a cruise with rapist aboard which pick out 1 women and rape her aboard

that cruise was a crew screw

by flockaa September 15, 2010

Screw the Urban Dictionary

An expression of dislike for sites that hate people who voted for President Trump.

"All the anti-Trump media are controlled by the same 6 worldwide corporations. Screw the Urban Dictionary, they're obviously controlled by them too."

by maranathasoon December 08, 2020

Booger screw

A a self-made tool by taking a napkin and twisting the corner of it to shape it into a screw like auger which is then inserted into the nostril and screwed deep into the nasal passage in the hopes of extracting a large juicy booger or a huge dried Maple leaf.

I made a booger screw the other day and got this huge booger out of my head

by Kingbuku January 24, 2020