screaming metal deathtrap

A gray toyota that has any of the folowing qualities:
-cracked windshield
-windows that dont open
-windows that HAVE to be open or the car will fill up with exhaust
-air condtioning that is permanetly stuck on the hottest setting
-when turned on vents generally blow out bits of dried leaves
-radio is actually UPSIDEDOWN in the dash.
-screaming sounds emenate from axles when turning
-filled with muddy, sharp digging equipment/ old computer hard drives
-has a monkey wrench with questionable redish brown stains in the glove compartment
- is loved and cherished by its owner despite constant warnings and pleas to get rid of it from his sons.

Tom: Awww man, dad PLEASE dont drive me to school in that horror. I have a whole life ahead of me.

Steve: Oh come on son, its not THAT bad. Its just... excentric in its old age.

Tom: DAD, IT BLOWS LEAVES OUT THE AC VENTS. ITS A SCREAMING METAL DEATHTRAP

by John Errington November 3, 2006

Screwed On

Someone who is "all there" in a mental sense but not necessarily in a physical one.

Steven Hawking is totally screwed on man.

by Simon Batt January 12, 2005

screwbicle

An unacceptably small cubicle in an unfortunate part of the cube jungle.

"Dude, I was supposed to have an office, but instead I got this screwbicle."

by bikeclimbsail March 23, 2008

Booyah Screwyah

Also known as "Pump and Dump" a "Booyah Screwyah" refers specifically to Jim Cramer speaking favorably about a security only to have his friends who work in finance unload or take a short position against the very same security. "Booyah" is Cramer's slogan to signify enthusiasm.

Cramer: I say Nividia is a buy buy buy!

Joe: Damn it! Cramer is pumping Nividia again. I bet it drops next week... another booyah screwyah.

by mrnicegeek August 10, 2010

Presidentially Screwed

Similar to royally screwed, when one is at the apex of a position that results from a negative problem or situation and appears impossible to change.

Presidentially screwed is much worse.

The IRS presidentially screwed me with a fine and interest.

by Dr Neurohacker December 21, 2013

Screamglish

A word to describe the way Americans tend to talk slower and louder to a foreign person, thinking that this will somehow make the person understand English better.

Foreign Person: "Je ne parle en Anglais."

American: "WHAT...IS...YOUR...NAME?"

American's Friend: "There's no need to use screamglish! They still don't understand you!"

by UBreakItUBuyIt March 9, 2009

screamin otter

licking the tip of your finger, then sticking it into an unsuspecting friends nose.

omg travis just gave me a screamin otter the other day and all i could smell all day was his spit

by the poo poo face monsters February 22, 2010