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Orangutan salad 

A gorilla salad is a very thick and hairy brunette pubic area.

On the other hand, an orangutan salad is a more appropriate word for a very thick and hairy redhead pubic area(also known as a firecrotch).
While vacationing in Ireland, I made a fast and beautiful relationship with a sexy redheaded vixen. That is, until when I was going to chuck it in her I became very nervous about it when she showed me her scary-looking orangutan salad.





Mark H. Urban Addict since February 2004.
Orangutan salad by Mark H December 3, 2004
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dank salad

1) A great rimjob.
2) A generally awesome green or garden salad.
That girl was so kinky, yo. She licked a dank salad before I fucked her.

I was mad hungry so I made a dank salad for lunch with craisins and shit.
dank salad by JtotheMO January 11, 2009

drop salad 

Man, did you hear my homie drop salad at the rap battle?
drop salad by Big_Tuna_47 February 15, 2008

santorum salad 

A luke warm mixture of pubic hair and santorum. Similar to thick soups like porridge, this tasty snack is usually eaten out of a bowl. Adding mayonnaise can add to the flavor.
"Yum! Mommy, that santorum salad is soooo tasty! Can we have some more for brunch tomorrow after church?"
santorum salad by Herm Gomez August 22, 2007

salsaton 

A sub-genre of reggaeton, that is a mix of salsa and reggaeton. It primarily started with Andy Montanez's album Salsaton-Salsa Con Reggaeton.
Andy Montanez & Daddy Yankee-Sabor A Melao (salsaton album)
Ismael Miranda y Andy Montañez y Cheka - Se Fue Y Me Dejo
salsaton by Lady Cangri May 3, 2007

Saladtosis 

The resulting bad breath from tossing the salad.
Did you smell his breath? That man has Saladtosis.
Saladtosis by TheTaoOfNoe January 9, 2009

salad with dressing on the side 

A male pulls out, Ejaculates on the ass cheek of his choosing, and then eats the other persons ass.
Sex was feeling so good he pulled out and yelled I’ll have the salad with dressing on the side!