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Retarded

A word that describes 99.9% of people from a personal viewpoint, that 0.1% being you. Also know that everybody else views you the same way, but you don't know it.

Also a word that describes someone who acts mentally challenged or otherwise disabled.
When I think you're retarded, I'll never know if you think that I'm retarded.
by Sukov Blyatovich May 29, 2018
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by toilet struggler September 15, 2021
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Negative Retarded

There are actually two definitions for the phrase negative retarded.
1.) More retarded than retarded. (The superlative form of retarded)
2.) If used in the proper context, it can be a way to call someone intelligent. This is because the negative of something is usually the opposite, so the negative of retarded is intelligent.
John is negative retarded, he walked into a door like 10 times in row, man!

Christine was called negative retarded today by her friend because she is in smart people math (aka calculus)

Bob didn't know what negative retarded meant, so he must be negative retarded

man!
by MikeTS July 23, 2007
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David Beckham is retarded

LONDON: Superstar David Beckham, whose mental agility has been questioned before in the media, has said his six-year-old son's maths homework leaves him baffled.

The England captain and Real Madrid midfielder was forced to call on his wife Victoria, a former member of the Spice Girls pop group, to help their son Brooklyn with a school assignment because the footballer found the sums too difficult.

"Their homework is so hard these days," Beckham, 30, said in an interview with the Mail on Sunday.

"It's totally done differently to what I was teached when I was at school, and you know I was like 'Oh my God, I can't do this'."

Multi-millionaire Beckham, who has become regular tabloid fare because of his dress sense and hairstyles, said after failing in mathematics he offered to read a book with Brooklyn instead.
by Coaster April 13, 2006
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the definition for "retarded" is:
the movie When A Stranger Calls.
yeah that movie is retarded.
by RedMunchkinSam August 13, 2006
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Retarded Badger

Darren O' Callaghan is a Retarded Badger of epic proportions
by Steven.E.M May 28, 2011
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reptarded

A guy who messes with snakes or lizards and gets bitten, preferably by something venomous, and looks like an idiot. Or a guy who is really into snakes or a pseudo-snake expert wannabe who handles a dangerous snake and gets bitten, or even almost gets bitten.
The so called snake expert guy reached in the cobra cage and got bitten. Completely reptarded
by ahundredhurts November 23, 2014
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