pumpkin Oreo

A black person of Irish descent.

O’sean is such a pumpkin Oreo

by user_name08 December 30, 2022

Pink Pumpkin

A person who doesn't have a lighter in a group of people with lighters.

Spencer: Hey Dayna, do you have a lighter?

Dayna: No ):

All: You're a pink pumpkin!

by we're all dudes hey March 24, 2010

Spooky Pumpkin

When an idiot decides it's a good idea to save time by pooping and nutting at once. The resulting product is a fertilized pile of waste. Spooky Pumpkin.

Alex got beat up by his white supremacist roommate, when he noticed the Spooky Pumpkin that was left in the toilet.

by Dawnstopper September 13, 2019

Watering the Pumpkins

To urinate on a woman's large breasts.

I caught him in the shower with a stripper... He was watering the pumpkins.

by CozyMolar August 9, 2013

Sad Little Pumpkin

When you get sad over a thing that may not be important to other people.

I'm a Sad Little Pumpkin, a kid popped my football.

by ultimately_superior October 5, 2020

pumpkinitis

Getting boned in the pooper on Halloween.

This is derived from the Olde English word "Pumpkinitous" which is defined as: The act of being startled by a rooster, tripping and falling out of a barn window, down a ladder, and into a wagonload of pumpkins, resulting in a pumpkin stem piercing through your Dungarees and lodging in your anus.

larry: Yo B-train, where u been? we been playin' Keno all night at FoodMart wit out you.

billy: shit man, i got a mad case of pumpkinitis. u win?

larry: 12 bucks

billy: safe!

by larryDC August 18, 2006

Pumpkin Fucker

A homo hobo that goes around on Halloween and fucks pumpkins and steals Carmel flavored apples from little kids not any older then 9, sometimes he rapes them and fucks the shit out of his pumpkin. In general he beats out like 78,000000000 pumpkins every Halloween. the day after Halloween he gets all the ones he left behind

"What a Pumpkin fucker"

by Dilldo dilldo February 21, 2009