One who imposes a smart remark yet truly it makes little to no sense - nonsense. Usually happens when people come up with real bad comebacks that either make no sense or are thoughtless - empty words.
by Cee Marb August 3, 2006
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Gannon University thrives on the idea that "Diversity Matters." Despite this, all girls currently enrolled as a Gannon student are rated on the Pseudocooter scale.
Definition:
Pseudocooter (n.) su-dough-coo-ter: direct descendant, but non-relative of the ever famous "oh my freakin cooter!"
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Pseudocooter came into existence when her existence was confused with that of the aforementioned "oh my freakin cooter!" Pseudocooter is the epitome of Gannon's female population.
Pseudocooter possesses a portion of all that Gannon's females have to offer. She is truly the total package. Ranging from her golden studed belt that accompanies her undersized jeans to her awe inspiring hair extensions, Pseudocooter never fails to impress the power room's occupants upon her entrance.
Pseudocooter's seemingly endless supply of trashy hand bags and totes enspires even the least fashionly "Erieites" to engage in a double-take.
When the director of administration is viewing incoming applications, she sets aside the female applicees.
Gannon's summer orientation event is simply the university's opportunity to "place a name to a face." Ergo, the pseudocooter point scale is put into action. Incoming freshman girls are, at that time, rated on a scale from 0-0.02, in which they are graded against all the characteristics that the true pseudocooter has to offer.
This is the explanation for which all of Gannon's female student enrollment seems to have an inner connectedness of insufficient characteristics which ultimately gives rise to the underlying reality of why Gannon is a horrible place to find a decent girl. Gannon's female population will, at some point, screw over countless decent guys without regard. Grown men cry, teenage pregnancies occur and the pseudocooter's "little sisters" remain as Gannon's fastest growing population.
Gannon University thrives on the idea that "Diversity Matters." Despite this, all girls currently enrolled as a Gannon student are rated on the Pseudocooter scale.
Definition:
Pseudocooter (n.) su-dough-coo-ter: direct descendant, but non-relative of the ever famous "oh my freakin cooter!"
The Story:
Pseudocooter came into existence when her existence was confused with that of the aforementioned "oh my freakin cooter!" Pseudocooter is the epitome of Gannon's female population.
Pseudocooter possesses a portion of all that Gannon's females have to offer. She is truly the total package. Ranging from her golden studed belt that accompanies her undersized jeans to her awe inspiring hair extensions, Pseudocooter never fails to impress the power room's occupants upon her entrance.
Pseudocooter's seemingly endless supply of trashy hand bags and totes enspires even the least fashionly "Erieites" to engage in a double-take.
When the director of administration is viewing incoming applications, she sets aside the female applicees.
Gannon's summer orientation event is simply the university's opportunity to "place a name to a face." Ergo, the pseudocooter point scale is put into action. Incoming freshman girls are, at that time, rated on a scale from 0-0.02, in which they are graded against all the characteristics that the true pseudocooter has to offer.
This is the explanation for which all of Gannon's female student enrollment seems to have an inner connectedness of insufficient characteristics which ultimately gives rise to the underlying reality of why Gannon is a horrible place to find a decent girl. Gannon's female population will, at some point, screw over countless decent guys without regard. Grown men cry, teenage pregnancies occur and the pseudocooter's "little sisters" remain as Gannon's fastest growing population.
"Hey guys, did you see the pseudocooter's new hand bag today? She is so trashy!"
"I detest all girls at Gannon! They all just remind me of that freakin pseudocooter girl..."
"I detest all girls at Gannon! They all just remind me of that freakin pseudocooter girl..."
by ShoeBaca March 30, 2009
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the kind of communism that was used by stalin and all those other "communists" who were in fact people using the idea of communism to gain control over countries.
Person1:Russia was a communist country.
Person2:no it wasn't, Russia was a psuedo-communist country, true communism hasn't been achieved. Fucking psuedo-communism has ruined real communism, psuedo-communism is worse than capitalism.
Person2:no it wasn't, Russia was a psuedo-communist country, true communism hasn't been achieved. Fucking psuedo-communism has ruined real communism, psuedo-communism is worse than capitalism.
by The Truckdrivin' Neighbour Downstairs November 12, 2006
Get the psuedo-communism mug.Generally, the disheartening reality of a teenager coming to terms with how cruel the world is or seems to be to them, and attempts that follow to rationalize their disenchantment in a grossly asymmetric way. I.E., the overreaction of one towards a rejection of God or intrinsic moral value.
They most often find themselves manifesting a sort of philosophy most akin to an undeveloped form of existentialism, damn Sartre's rotting bones. Some actually begin to identify with the true nature of their convictions, instead of carrying on the deception of being a 'nihilist' just for sake of a cute, anti-cultural label.
The complete rejection of all value, all truth, all knowledge, &c., is beyond most people's strength of will or conviction. In short, few but the raving lunatics of society can actually be accurately described in this manner -- most that use the word, simply demand the attention it garners for them in their social circles.
Pragmatically, it's nothing but another puerile ploy for attention in the youth, that have not (yet?) found their independence of belief.
They most often find themselves manifesting a sort of philosophy most akin to an undeveloped form of existentialism, damn Sartre's rotting bones. Some actually begin to identify with the true nature of their convictions, instead of carrying on the deception of being a 'nihilist' just for sake of a cute, anti-cultural label.
The complete rejection of all value, all truth, all knowledge, &c., is beyond most people's strength of will or conviction. In short, few but the raving lunatics of society can actually be accurately described in this manner -- most that use the word, simply demand the attention it garners for them in their social circles.
Pragmatically, it's nothing but another puerile ploy for attention in the youth, that have not (yet?) found their independence of belief.
The American Underground Nihilist Society; @ anus.com -- an outstanding large number of pseudintellectual crackpots, screeching like banshees under the muse of nihilism.
Most gothic sorts could be described as pseudonihilism.
Most gothic sorts could be described as pseudonihilism.
by Blargz0 March 2, 2009
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by Stefan Mydzyn October 30, 2007
Get the pseudohypoparathyroidism mug.A complete idiot that has self-designated authority in a work environment to micromanage and police others. This person has self-proclaimed self-importance and thus self-authoritity to bully others according to loose definitions of office policies. This person feels insecure by nature, has probably been molested as a child, and feels threatened by others due to lack of any relevant talent or skill relating to thier actual job. Weasel.
Him: I just busted the pseudovisor spying over my shoulder to see what I was doing! WTF!?!
Her: What a douchebag! He should focus on his own lack of talent and skill and get his ass to work!
Him: No shit, Sherlock. But he IS my PSEUDOVISOR!
Her: What a douchebag! He should focus on his own lack of talent and skill and get his ass to work!
Him: No shit, Sherlock. But he IS my PSEUDOVISOR!
by Death Wish October 9, 2008
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Very few of pseudohomo groups have any truly gay people in them. The common rule is that pseudohomos with a majority of pseudohomo culture are likely real homosexuals attempting to cover their sexuality with humor. Individuals such as this often lose their bonds with a much less pseudohomo group, and end up becoming a kind of annoyance. As well, numerous pseudohomo groups are in reality partly homophobic, and therefore reject these people.
But for true pseudohomos, it can take up anywhere from 5-30% of a particular group's sense of humor. This is most closely associated with certain breeds of nerds, for which this kind of joking behavior can often be unspokenly interpreted as a form of endearment, despite it's non-serious premise.
But the action does not always spread to the entire group. Many times there are one or two individuals whose personality does not allow the individual to say that, while others may say things to the individual. The individual laughs, but the pseudohomos may only smile.
Very few of pseudohomo groups have any truly gay people in them. The common rule is that pseudohomos with a majority of pseudohomo culture are likely real homosexuals attempting to cover their sexuality with humor. Individuals such as this often lose their bonds with a much less pseudohomo group, and end up becoming a kind of annoyance. As well, numerous pseudohomo groups are in reality partly homophobic, and therefore reject these people.
But for true pseudohomos, it can take up anywhere from 5-30% of a particular group's sense of humor. This is most closely associated with certain breeds of nerds, for which this kind of joking behavior can often be unspokenly interpreted as a form of endearment, despite it's non-serious premise.
But the action does not always spread to the entire group. Many times there are one or two individuals whose personality does not allow the individual to say that, while others may say things to the individual. The individual laughs, but the pseudohomos may only smile.
Jason: Hey baby cakes, watchadoin?
Tanner: nothin much...Nice shirt you got there
Jason: Ya, you wanna feel it? It's real soft...
Tanner: Sure!....Ya that's a nice fabric...hey where's my bitches?
Cosmo: Oh they're at the store....probably doing it in the backroom....
Tanner: Those guys, we'd never do that...
Jason: What, do you think we're just pseudohomo, not actually homosexuals?
Tanner: No....I'm just saying we'd never do it in the backroom....At leas t Cosmo would prefer the cereal aisle where all the little kids can see us and get tramatized...
Cosmo: Fuckyear!
Tanner: nothin much...Nice shirt you got there
Jason: Ya, you wanna feel it? It's real soft...
Tanner: Sure!....Ya that's a nice fabric...hey where's my bitches?
Cosmo: Oh they're at the store....probably doing it in the backroom....
Tanner: Those guys, we'd never do that...
Jason: What, do you think we're just pseudohomo, not actually homosexuals?
Tanner: No....I'm just saying we'd never do it in the backroom....At leas t Cosmo would prefer the cereal aisle where all the little kids can see us and get tramatized...
Cosmo: Fuckyear!
by gay for peaches December 9, 2009
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