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Polo Poor

A step above someone who is white trash, but still poor, stupid and lacking class. This individual will spend money on designer clothes such as, a Ralph Lauren polo, but can only afford the minimum payment on their credit card.
We figured the people at the golf tournament would have class and money. Instead most of the individuals at the Waste Management Phoenix Open turned out to be polo poor.
by Wombatf18 February 8, 2017
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Poor man’s Twinkie

A sexual activity whereby the male participant inserts a hoagie roll into the female participants pussy. After insertion, the male then drills his prick thru the hoagie roll female assembly creating a hole. They then fuck as normal until the male cums inside the roll. The male then removes the roll and proceeds to feed it to the female.
Last night my bitch got hungry but all we had were hoagie rolls, so I gave her the good ol poor man’s Twinkie.
by Biganchokeyuh September 15, 2023
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Palo Alto poor

This is a term used in the SF Bay Area / Silicon Valley to convey that you’re probably making a solid living at $300+ k per year but are still considered “poor” (& lower-middle class) in this area.
My daughter works as a cardiologist at Stanford, but still calls herself “Palo Alto poor” because she can’t afford to buy a house in the area.
by NKJTW December 13, 2023
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Poor Man's Quit

Poor Man's Quit is not really a Poor Man's Quit. Tobacco is highly toxic with 800 chemicals while Nicotine itself is not toxic. Don't stuff Tobacco in a capsule and take it, or you will have bloody poop and stomach ache and intestine pain. Save for REAL Nicotine Lozenges 2mg to 4mg or try Nic Nacs 6mg Nicotine Lozenges half a Lozenges or 3mg. Nicotine itself is a cognitive enhancer and is non-toxic and safe. The 800+ chemicals in the Tobacco Plant is more toxic than a poorly set up meth lab (Methamphetamine HCl) or speed lab (Amphetamine HCl) with no pharmaceutical controls to check for quality control. Nicotine Lozenges are purified and safe. Vaping is pretty safe. Smoking is not safe. Swallowing Tobacco is 100 times less safe than smoking.
I tried Poor Man's Quit for the last time. Time to save up for Nicotine Lozenges Regular Man's Quit and never try Poor Man's Quit again. No more pain in the intestine or stomach or pooping blood or dizziness.
by HawaiianPunch1 June 15, 2025
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poor-angst

A stage most financially inferior individuals go through. Instead of taking the time to feel better about themselves, they elaborate their sad feelings by expressing their hatred and disgust towards individuals that are indeed flooded in racks, a top floor boss if you would. Some become so brain damaged that they stay poor forever.
Jrug: "Ara's such a drama queen. Why is she so upset?"

Yeezus: "Don't worry about it, she's going through her poor-angst phase. She's broke, remember?"
by Jrugggggggggggg February 26, 2024
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Poor Man's Ritalin

Poor Man's Ritalin is 2mg Nicotine lozenges and Caffeine in the form of Coffee and Monster energy drinks. Poor Man's Ritalin is when you have ADHD, you either drink emergency coffee you saved up, or you take a 2mg Nicotine lozenge. Then you wait 30 minutes. Then use the focus and relaxation from the coffee 100mg Caffeine or 2mg Nicotine lozenge and prepare some coffee. Then drink coffee. The combination of 2 coffees 200mg total Caffeine might help you focus, or it will put you to sleep. The combination of 2mg Nicotine and 100mg Caffeine might help you focus, or it might just put you to sleep (but less likely than with the 2 coffees). If you want, you can have a beer or shot of vodka for added focus to the Coffee and Nicotine combo.
Tony: I tried a 2mg Nicotine lozenge and then made coffee 30 minutes later. Then I enjoyed a coffee (100mg Caffeine). Thanks, Poor Man's Ritalin!
by HawaiianPunch1 September 17, 2024
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sort-of poor

One who wants a Ferrari but won’t pay $5 for shipping.
Sorry I can’t go out, I’m sort-of poor.
by Mpl909 June 15, 2022
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