Pillow Puncher

A derogatory term used to describe people who listens to metal music. Presumeably because of the stereotype that all metallers are social rejects who have emotionally issues.

"Look at that corpse paint wearing faggot, blatent pillow puncher..."

by bootsandbraces August 9, 2009

pillow angel

The term for a mentally disabled individual that has had their physical growth stunted by various (and highly controversial) medical procedures. Various reasons for the act include added convenience for the caregivers as well as improved quality of life for the subject.

For females the procedure can include removal of the uterus and breast reduction

"The Ashley Case" is one of, if not the first, cases of a pillow angel.

by SuperJoshP January 9, 2007

Pillow

Something you hump

uhh yeah im humping my pillow

by thrgere August 11, 2020

Pillow sex

Pillow sex is when you have sex with a soft pillow, which can include, humping it, rubbing it on you sexualy, or making out with it humping it, then put a hole in it to put your dick in.

Brian was lying on his bed, reading sex stories. "Man I wish I can have sex with someone". Then he turned his head and saw the huge teddy bear his mom had gave him. He starts to strip then when he is butt naked, he puts a hole in the back and front. Then starts putting his dick in the bear. But little did he know then bear was alive and started mouning " OHHH HARDER FASTER MMMMM BABY PLEASE DIG IT DEEPER" she yelled. Brian didn't even stopped to think and went faster and harder and everytime he went in, he went in deeper. They did this for an hour and she gave him a blowjob. He kept her in his room forever to be his sex slave, but she didn't mind. He had pillow sex for the rest of his life.

by I'm_a_sucker_for_dicks October 16, 2017

Pollotarian

*A person looking for a fancy name for their meat restricted diet despite knowing that 99% of people don't have a clue wtf a Pollotarian is & have to explain afterwards.
An easier alternative is to tell a person you only eat chicken/birds & no other meats.

**Can also be a stepping stone to vegetarianism as the individual restricts their meat-intake & slowly over a period of time cuts all meat forms out.

*** Somebody who really enjoys eating polo mints

*Tara: I'm sorry i can't eat that food its not pollotarian
John: i'm sorry what?
Tara: Pollotarian, i don't eat any meats but birds (smug look)

**Tara: I'm limiting myself to just eating chicken for 2 weeks before cutting it out & going vegetarian
John: Oh thats pretty cool

*** Tara: GIMME POLO MINTS

by dum1anddum2 April 4, 2011

Pollow

A protocol of a pillow. Usually used to perform murderous acts of smothering.

I considered smothering Emma with my pollow, but chose to slap her instead.

by Harlene August 1, 2008

gorilla pillows

A pair of large hairy ass breasts

Damn I was gonna skeet that girl linda till I saw those nasty ass gorilla pillows

by Big Jerm September 8, 2008