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Talking Politics

when you kiss your bosses ass majorly in order to get what you want and where you want! And seeing as politicians have no clue as to what they are talking about, we being the chapsticks do not what exact way to glide the balm to their butts! Therefore we call it Talking Politics!!
You must have been talking politics to get that promotion!
by princessfrmfaraway July 26, 2009
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Politics

Sheep are perfectly fine with being fed the same shit by different farmers. Hence, politics.
by SoulDestroy July 22, 2011
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plastic cup politics

When one gets inebriated alone, with no intention of interacting with anyone or anything besides the vessels that once carried the consumed alcohol.
"I think John is becoming an alcoholic, every night is another one filled with plastic cup politics"
by ydassa January 26, 2009
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political correctness

1. Form of mind and language control devised by moronic left-wingers, achieved through deeming terms such as "fat", "black" and "short" to be taboo based upon ridiculous analogues to racist terminology. Potentially a real-life analogue of George Orwell's Newspeak (due to a mutual use of ideas derived from the Sapir-Whorf hypothesis).

2. Politically correct term for politically justified fascism.

3. State of eternal purgatory that would exist if the entirety of the universe were "politically correct", as nothing could possibly exist (alluded to by Jimbo in South Park, when he explains that the word "nay" could potentially be offensive to horses).
1. Thanks to political correctness, criminal profiling will eventually become a lost art form.

2. 'I considered myself to be a politically justified fascist, but was told that calling myself that could potentially be offensive to others who possessed similar beliefs. So, now, I am a "politically correct individual".'

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by SpaceWang August 14, 2009
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conservative political correctness

The right wing version of political correctness. It can be easily spottered with a sharp ear because most conservatives are easily butthurt men-women children.
Examples of conservative political correctness include:

Christian persecution(there is none)
Butthurt reaction when called a bigot
Offended by being called a racist when using racial slurs
When conservative women are called sluts
Whining about the word white trash
Whining about the expansion of LGBT rights
Whining about socialism(ie what the rest of the civilized world has.)
Calling Atheists godless or Satan worshipers

Using the words "White working class" when it doesn't exist. They are really moochers who pop meth and smoke heroine all day.
by Burn Mar-a-Lago January 12, 2017
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political correctness

A concept that is practiced and dominant in the liberal media. It protects only the people of "marginal" groups from being offended so bad. The most minor joke about one of these groups can get you labelled a racist, sexist, bigot, etc., thanks to political correctness.
by LibHater August 5, 2003
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Politickle

a sexual act performed on or for a person in power in exhange for a political or legal favor.
She had no chance of getting around the prenuptial agreement until she gave the judge a politickle.
by Cherokee Cree December 15, 2009
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