Masturbating. Saying "Yoo-hoo!" to one's hoo-hoo. Ya-Ya-ing the sisterhood. Marching the penguin. Finding Nemo. Patting the bunny. Having fun with Dick or Jane. Choking the chicken or taking one's sausage hostage.
"Bored and waiting for my boyfriend to get back into town, I decided to play some solitaire."
"Old ladies love to play solitaire."
"Not now, honey, I'm playing solitaire."
"Playing solitaire is an awesome euphemism for masturbating."
"Old ladies love to play solitaire."
"Not now, honey, I'm playing solitaire."
"Playing solitaire is an awesome euphemism for masturbating."
by dr.L_Heezy February 20, 2012
Get the Playing solitairemug. by pohsib February 15, 2010
Get the play buttonmug. 1) To act as if something which has been brought up as a major occurance is really nothing special.
2) To escape punishment or an uncomfortable situation by denying allegations of involvement, esp. by placing blame on another person
2) To escape punishment or an uncomfortable situation by denying allegations of involvement, esp. by placing blame on another person
1) Sukisoya thought the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima was tremendously horrible, but Gerard played it off as a necessary step for progress
2) Mrs. Lowery accused me of stealing the test key, but I played it off on my home boy Reggie
2) Mrs. Lowery accused me of stealing the test key, but I played it off on my home boy Reggie
by The Rabid Definer September 17, 2003
Get the play it offmug. To be perceived as naïve while in reality you are being ignorant at someone else's expense. Usually for entertainment purposes.
Playing "dumb"
Playing "dumb"
"I was just playing coy earlier when I yelled at you to get back to work. I knew you were on your lunch break."
by Dynamaux November 4, 2015
Get the playing coymug. A term for creating or destroying at will, without thinking of illegal consequences. Some one who thinks oneself is god.
by Bear9000000 April 24, 2010
Get the playing godmug. "Did you see Alice and Jane Kissing! I had no idea they were lesbians."
"Nah man, it's all just gay for play."
"Nah man, it's all just gay for play."
by knowmadd July 1, 2008
Get the gay for playmug. by farmboy December 24, 2005
Get the pig playmug.