by SteelerFan86 October 19, 2007
to rip the piss is to point fun at someone, slag them off, take the mickey or generally have a laugh at the expense of someone else.
by pagal_koota April 10, 2006
Sufficiently drunk to be able to speak in tongues, roll eyes, disable the beer GPS, have taxi drivers take one to the police, break ankles, shag your manager (or someone elses)and ultimately become mpp. Only excuse is "I have to go somewhere, and do something" Anyway...
"He would not have luged the stairs if he was not as pissed as a mattress"
"I (he, she or it) was as pissed as a mattress last night"
"Must be MPP, pissed as a mattress when I left him"
"Pyromaniac? No, just pissed as a mattress"
"No, I didn't do that, must have been pissed as a mattress"
"Don't hit me again, Officer"
"I (he, she or it) was as pissed as a mattress last night"
"Must be MPP, pissed as a mattress when I left him"
"Pyromaniac? No, just pissed as a mattress"
"No, I didn't do that, must have been pissed as a mattress"
"Don't hit me again, Officer"
by Taipei toecutter May 31, 2006
A term used when someone uses drugs and then has urinalysis and the drugs are detected. Often used in a military setting.
by Poetry July 07, 2006
by Fergal March 27, 2007
dude 1: did you see the sketch that billy connolly did about putting a condom on inside out?
dude 2: haha, yeah it was piss funny.
dude 2: haha, yeah it was piss funny.
by Jonny Foxwell September 14, 2007
Rich says he finds it more relaxing to sit when he pee's. Rich is a piss queer.
Even transvestites stand when they piss.
Even transvestites stand when they piss.
by Tha Grunks January 20, 2006