The robotic voice that answers the phone and delivers a very obtuse voice menu in which none of the options deal with the problem you are calling in regards to.
Sally calls the big corporation bank to ask about an issue with her account and a mechanical voice {the phone-bot}answers the phone saying "please listen carefully as our menu options have changed"
by Jypcie February 6, 2009
Get the phone-botmug. The person that you call while settling in for a significant drive who is always ready to chat on the phone with you until you get to your intended destination.
I had a commute from hell yesterday, it sucked balls, thank goodness I had Sally for a phone bitch to pass the time.
by Redneonstarball June 10, 2022
Get the Phone bitchmug. When a person is constantly on their phone, flirting with other people through social media accounts, texts, or calling
by Anishinaabe.Ogichidaa November 27, 2019
Get the phone ppmug. When two females share intimate feelings over the phone together, otherwise know as chick talking. The purpose is to build to emotional climax, possibly culminating in an emo-phonegasm as evidenced by tears.
by x BILKO x October 10, 2016
Get the Phone-Scissoringmug. A smart phone that has been dropped, the screen shattered, resembling a spider web, but still works.
Owner, user will continue to use it, dreading the cost of replacing it.
Owner, user will continue to use it, dreading the cost of replacing it.
Dude finally upgrades to a smart phone, and what does he do on the first day? He drops it
and converts it to a spiderman phone.
and converts it to a spiderman phone.
by GATORBOY9A April 29, 2013
Get the spiderman phonemug. Phone bondage is a somewhat uncomfortable situation when two people are talking on the phone and one person keeps talking, preventing the other from hanging up. Somewhat tolerable for the person who wants to hang up, but also somewhat unpleasant because they want to hang up--similar to some of the effects of bondage.
"Ahh man, we've been talking on the phone for 5 hours straight, I need some sleep."
(other person continues conversation and ignores the comment)
"Agh, this is seriously unfair phone bondage..."
(other person continues conversation to first person's expense)
(other person continues conversation and ignores the comment)
"Agh, this is seriously unfair phone bondage..."
(other person continues conversation to first person's expense)
by anuXdew2000 March 24, 2008
Get the Phone bondagemug. A secondary phone that’s only use is to save and stream porn, your old phone may turn into this when purchasing a new one.
“I see you got a new phone, how much you wanna sell your old one for?”
“Nah bro, that’s my porn phone.”
“Nah bro, that’s my porn phone.”
by dropoutbear777 May 5, 2019
Get the porn phonemug.