Phillipino Flap Jack

A sexual act that only requires two sexual partners. Usually the female will take a ping pong paddle, tennis racket or any oval shaped object and shove it up the males bum. He will then proceed to defecate a plate producing flap jack shaped feces. The female can either enjoy this meal alone or share it with her partner.

Chloe: John can we please make Phillipino Flap Jacks tonight

John: only of I can share my flap jacks with you.

Chloe: sure john let's bring them into the uva committee session and share them with EVERYONE!!

by Facawi November 23, 2010

Philip

Philip is an amazing young lad who is Scottish and hates sluts. Especially those in his grade
He is high achieving and judges everyone.
Philip has a short penis however can be wielded wisely so that it is a magical schlong sword
Philip loves dogs. especially bull terriers.
Philip prefers slow, easy sex because he runs out of breath quickly.

philips penis

by ilovephillip February 4, 2018

iona graham-phillips

definitely not a slut. whoever wrote that should die. the hottest, sexiest woman alive, whom i love dearly.

oo! you're so hot! you look like an iona!

by Abby April 26, 2004

phillip thorley

wannabe black boy who resembles a beached whale that wont die.

"call green peace phillip is beached again."

by roosterman March 28, 2003

Phillippowned

Another way of stating that one has been sorely beaten by a citizen from a third-world country; specifically, the Philippines.

OMG, you were just phillippowned by that Phil!

by Paul Stirba June 12, 2005

Philippines

An archipelago country in the Pacific Ocean.

The Philippines is the Mexico of Asia.

by FO August 27, 2017

Philip

A small little gay man. Who’s most likely to run over your dog and steal your house. He can’t be loved.

Dad who ran our dog? Philip. And he’s taking out house son of a dog biscuit.

by Ihatephilipandgage December 5, 2018