by jacklacksack August 21, 2006
Get the parkerbarker mug.Noun, a state of being, when you are very paranoid about receiving a certain text message and you cannot stop checking your phone every minute.
phil: hey what's up with aaron he has checked his phone like 25 times in the past 2 minutes
bob: oh you know him he is just paratextoid.
bob: oh you know him he is just paratextoid.
by abwoitas June 15, 2010
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Euphemism for a fairly common sex act. This iteration can ONLY be performed by a notorious whoremonger, spraying all over an aged sorority house-mother.
The difficulty is becoming a notorious whoremonger.
It's an almost impossible status to achieve, given current mores and manners but still doable!
Raddled, aged sorority sisters are a dime a dozen though.
That's what state schools are for!
The difficulty is becoming a notorious whoremonger.
It's an almost impossible status to achieve, given current mores and manners but still doable!
Raddled, aged sorority sisters are a dime a dozen though.
That's what state schools are for!
Maybe Spitzer and his ho, or Kathleen Parker and a Foxnews babe to be named later, but Parker and Spitzer sounds like a euphemism for an oral sex act. Sorry, no.
by Deety September 8, 2010
Get the Parker and Spitzer mug.The amazingly crazy talented actor who plays Felix the Lost Boy on the TV show Once Upon A Time.
He also played Elliot in the independent film Falling Overnight. If you haven't see it yet you should!
He also played Elliot in the independent film Falling Overnight. If you haven't see it yet you should!
by KimmyD0912 November 23, 2013
Get the Parker Croft mug.Girl 1:I was texting Parker and I asked what his new haircut looked, so he sent me a picture of him with his shirt off!
Girl 2: total belly babe right?
Girl 1: yes! His abs are amazing! And his new haircut makes home look even more hott!
Girl 2: total belly babe right?
Girl 1: yes! His abs are amazing! And his new haircut makes home look even more hott!
by P.k.original November 19, 2016
Get the Parker mug.A brunette, with a 10/10 personality. A good dancer, loves animals, and having a good time. A little shy and awkward, but is one of the nicest people you'll ever meet!!
Person 1 : I heard you done got you a girlfriend. What's her name?
Person 2 : Parker
Person 1 : Oh shiii-
Person 2 : Parker
Person 1 : Oh shiii-
by Khoeala April 5, 2017
Get the Parker mug.A billy bad ass. The bad ass adores his princess. He can walk on water, eat bullets, and shit ice cream
by Tibdo November 1, 2017
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