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Pants Idol

To have no discernible talent, but just a rather strange desire to be in the public eye. Either to make it as a high paid karaoke singer, and be voted for by people who need to be taught to suck eggs, while laughably lame ‘producers’ like Simon Cowell paid stupid amounts to say the sky is blue, and he/she cannot sing. This can be applied to anyone whose mothers told them they had ‘talent’, and it is also versatile enough to be applied to people who have found fame by either:

1.) Getting their saggy tits out
2.) Being wealthy and sucking some dick
3.) Having wealthy parents and snorting coke
4.) Being a 'reality celebrity'
5.) Going on pop dross, love shit, sad survivor, I am a has been please kill me, or big yawn

If you subscribe to this word please find a motorway and walk in the middle of it.
Bernie: Oh jesus look there is that inbred horse fucker Tara Palmer Boy Child, what is she doing on TV again?

Frank: Shit, she is such a Pants idol Bernie, lets club together and get her killed.
by Jezmarta September 3, 2005
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Necklace Pants

Terrell's mom bought him a brand new pair of denim necklace pants.
by J.Bos April 7, 2015
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pants sander

a wave in the ocean that breaks too close to the shore leaving you with an abundance of sand in your bathing garments. particularly common while the tide is coming in and/or after a storm has eroded large portion or the beach. if not addressed IMMEDIATELY, pants sanders can cause extreme irritation and often cause a mild rash. see droopy drawers
john was caught up in a real pants sander. now he has droopy drawersand feels the beginings of what could become quite some rash.
by R.F. Hor May 24, 2008
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Smoochy-Pants

Term of endearment used by girls to describe their best friend's hot, gorgeous new boyfriend/someone they are smitten with.

Can be used directly to the new boyfriend in question to embarrass them.

Smoochy-Pants are always gorgeous.
How's it going with Smoochy-Pants?

Hey Smoochy-Pants, nice trainers!
by pinti February 25, 2009
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blast in the pants

A way to describe an extreamly happy, or ecstatic person who does just about anything for a laugh.
Devon sure was a blast in the pants when he put a fire hose down his pants and turned it on.
by Devon C July 20, 2008
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sportscraft pants

Pants worn by portly chaps in Eastwood
Jason is wearing his sportscraft pants today!
by JALDLSP January 9, 2018
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jama-pants

Pajama bottoms, of the pant variety. Typically soft and snuggly.
These jeans are chaffing my crotch region. I can't wait to get home and change into some soft jama-pants.
by Alexandravantittie Vigiviginolo September 4, 2005
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