pedrophile

A funny way of saying "pedophile".

Tom: Bob you are a pedrophile.
Bob: UP YOURS ASSWANG!

by Mr. Zed September 20, 2008

Penophile

artist obsession with pens

penophile: this pens getting old, gotta replace it with a younger one

by thotacus June 28, 2018

pedophilistic

Someone (usually yourself) who has the urge to stuff little kid's stinkboxes full of sour gummy bears.

"Hes got pedophilistic tendencies? Oh, well- tell him theres towels in the closet. Bitch."

by Senior El Jalepeno March 3, 2005

XPedophile

In online role-playing games such as World of Warcraft, a high-level character who hangs around with newcomers, offering them items and gold.

"Where did you get that enchanted cloak from? Jesus, you've been hanging out with XPedophiles again, you dirty dwarf bitch."

by disappointment December 9, 2006

Spedophile

a sped that likes anything that moves in a dress/shorts

spedophile = Special Education person that likes anything that moves in a dress/shorts

by unknown46876846486 May 15, 2009

Pediphile Beard

A very large beard on a person's face that shouts pediphile. Mostly found on a man's face but on a rare occasion a women's face.

The man down the street has a pediphile beard.

by chazz-le-dazzle lambert December 1, 2009

Pedopile

A pile of children and a pedophile, or a mixture of children, and pedophiles at any various proportion.

Dear lord, is that Alec at the bottom of the pedopile?

by Gremio & Hortensio January 15, 2009