Maintenance Beers

Beers drank in order to fend off the early stages of hangover and/or alcohol withdrawal. Also used to repress deep-seeded anger towards life in general.

"Hey Pete, why are you drinking, it's 8:30 in the morning"
Answer: "Maintenance beers Bro."

by Major Awesome April 2, 2010

beer bash

An instance were you bust a beer can open and get drunker.

Also a keg/beer party.

Was that a beer bash or did i just o.d.?

by Wolfman,Ean,Dr.pepper,Papaya,Dusty Joe,Tenderfoot April 7, 2008

craft beer

An industry of weird concoctions invented to disprove the mostly true notion that American beer is shit. Which actually proves that they knew it already.

What is this piss... craft beer?

by jinx-e June 1, 2016

beer googles

A condition that exists, while in a drunken state, where a member of the opposite sex appears much more attractive than when sober.

"Dude, I woke up this morning, rolled over, and nearly screamed. I must have had some serious beer goggles last night."

by Sauron974 June 6, 2005

Beer Flute

A drinking game based around making a whistle-like sound from blowing onto the top of your beer bottle.

Each person starts out with a long sip, then the person with the highest pitch (drank the least) needs to set the new low pitch by drinking. This person then blows into their bottle to give the other players the new pitch, and solely based on the sound of the pitch, the other players must then chug and attempt to match the new low pitch. After the chug, everyone playing blows into their bottle and the player with the highest pitch needs to set the new standard, and you're on your way!
If at any time the new standard is the finishing of the bottle, all players must finish their beers to win. Anyone who does not finish in one chug loses.

Many find Beer Flute to be a great game because of its musicality, and its ability to become more versatile (and more fun) with more players.

"Hey dude, you want to play a round of Beer Flute?"
"Beer Flute? That's the best game ever!"

by Chad69 May 19, 2009

Shower beer

An alcoholic beverage one consumes while cleansing himself/herself.

Before getting dressed, while pregaming, Wally economically uses his time to shower and booze at the same time consuming his "shower beer".

by Mel March 12, 2004

not in a million beers

referring to something you would not participate in even if you were impossibly drunk.

"Hey would you bang Sheila?"

"Not in a million beers!"

by Carl Lanser March 20, 2008