Fork in the road

the action of pulling your penis between your legs while sitting on a hard surface and defacating so as the log is pushed upward between your legs and is parted by the penis. Leaving a fork in the road.

Two is better than one, so how about a fork in the road.

by penh June 6, 2009

Road Block

when you and a friend are tag teaming a girl, he has
her from behind, you got her mouth. Selfishly he shoots his load in her,
thus preventing you from using that road later.

Oh man, me and Nate were teaming this chick and blew his load, I just couldn't get past that road block and stick mine in.

by JustinCase October 31, 2006

Road rash

Getting a ball sack rubbed repeatedly on your face.

During my bang session with that whore Molly, I rubbed my nuts on her face and gave her road rash!

by PeteyPaplo October 28, 2018

randy roaded

The act of a musician being killed through no fault of their own. It is usually a vehicle accident of some kind. Examples include Randy Rhoads, Ritchie Valens, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Cliff Burton, and half of Lynyrd Skynyrd.

You didn't hear about him? He was Randy Roaded.

by big wanged dude January 10, 2008

road hog

A crummy soccer mom who hogs the left lane of any multi-lane road while she prattles on the cell phone.

Cassidy the arrogant soccer mom is this town's most egregious road hog. She will not move over into the right lane to let anyone pass.

by Cap'n Bullmoose November 11, 2006

road head

road head is the blowjob and cumgasm one guy gives to another while they're taking a road trip

On our way to San Francisco, I gave by buddy road head every 100 miles!

by USAF Cadet September 21, 2020

Road Dog

1. a traveling/hitchhiking companion.
2. another term for roadie; act of being the same.

1. "I can't leave without Seth, he's my road dog!"
2. "Johnny got to road dog with string cheese incident last month."

by 2day September 23, 2005