crippled johnny

When ones dick is overworked to the point that they cant get an erection.

Stephen gets crippled johnny's with his fag partners.

by Jack M May 04, 2003

Johnny Smakface

Quite possibly the most amazing man to walk this Earth. Yeah that's right, he's better than you. Hotter than you too. Also, he is in love with a girl, a girl who is considered to be the luckiest girl in the world.

He also possesses a very large dick.

"Johnny Smakface is sexy"

by <3Pnub February 25, 2005

johnny depp

A talented, amazing man. Incredibly creative.
Humble and down to earth.

Appreciated by men and women alike.

Has more talent in his little finger than most people have in their entire body. You could probably smell it.
Not overrated.

Oozes sex appeal.
Aided by the way he handles/plays a guitar.

See also definition 6: of God
johnnygasm and
humble

I want to lick Johnny Depp's face.

I want a go on Johnny Depp.

*"johnny depp, you're hip
i'd like to bite your lower lip
and scrunch your edward scissor hair
Johnny bear"

*lyrics - johnny depp by Amy anne band

by LeahSade November 22, 2006

johnny depp

the hottest old guy in hollywood!!!!!!

for some reason i always thought that his name was spelt jonny
....i liked it better that way.....

by me! January 12, 2005

johnny mcrandom

anonymous guy who appears at unforseen and unexpected times of uncertain origin.

baz, lukes mate who came round to a house party and got fucked and slept in random beds then got kicked out

by rich December 05, 2004

Johnny Panic

A really good south London band, rising stars.

Oh yeah, Johnny Panic rock my socks. Burn your youth!

by MrCynical February 06, 2007

johnny cosmos

a drinking game where everyone has nicknames and people pound the table (fist fist clap) and a person says their nickname and then someone else's. then the named person does the same, and it continues around. there are usually gestures used alongside these nicknames. once someone messes up, the whole table proceeds to chant "HAHA FUCK YOU! HAHA FUCK YOU!" repeatedly while they drink.

"WHAT'S THE NAME OF THE GAME???"
"JOHNNY COSMOS!"
"WHAT'S THE PURPOSE OF IT??"
"TO GET FUCKED UP!!"
"GORILLA! BLONDIE!" -gestures-
"BLONDIE! C-SPAN!" -gestures-

by brown sugar12456127 March 27, 2009