rub out a fatty

Whack of until you unload.

After watching the cheerleading trials, I had to run home and rub out a fatty

by T@R December 31, 2006

Rub It On Your Chest

Another way of saying "whatever" if someone says something you dont care much to hear.

Person 1: I think you should apologize for what you said....
Person 2: Rub it on your chest.

by Adiktd May 27, 2007

The mexican wonder rub

When you go to a porter potty in Mexico, and take shit from the toilet and rub it all over yourself.

"Dude did you do the mexican wonder rub?"

"Fuck yeah, its a Mexican tradition!"

by Samuel Sanudo October 13, 2014

rick micky rub

trouser wank
to be wanked off inside your kecks or trackys

To have a wank or be wanked off inside your trousers or jog pants
''Give us a rick micky rub girl''

by Kopites96 October 21, 2013

Rub n Grub

Marathon jerk off sessions. Repeatedly jerking off followed by eating.

I have an 8 Hour online porn pass. Rub n grub for me today braaaahhhhh.

by Eaton Holgoode December 12, 2017

rub and tug palour

A massage palour known for the staff to give happy endings for extra money.
At least 60% of the girls that work in these rub and tug palours are asian.

Im going to go down to the local rub and tug palour to get my frustrations worked out.

by Anna Lee September 8, 2005

therein lies the rub

there is the snag, problem, obstacle
from Hamlet

We could go to the park, but i left my keys in the ice cream factory, therein lies the rub.

by Yoheeenda shanwi June 11, 2006