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Cream of Mushroom Slap

Similar to a mushroom slap but with the added bonus of doing it after you've ejaculated and your penis is covered in semen.
Guy 1: So how'd it go with Julia last night?

Guy 2: It was awesome!... Up until she just walked out after I Cream of Mushroom Slapped her in the face...

Guy 1: Rough dude. Guess she just isn't into that kind of stuff.
by SJ U KNOW August 11, 2012
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Mushroom Hill Zone

The 7'th zone in Sonic 3 & Knuckles, and the first zone in Sonic & Knuckles
I'm done with the Sonic 3 part, now it's time to move on to the Sonic & Knuckles part starting with Mushroom Hill Zone
by HyperFaker November 11, 2022
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overeasy mushroom butt

a fart that smells like moldy fried eggs
I was in the sauna with my girlfriend when I learned quite unexpectedy, that she had a case of overeasy mushroom butt.
by Lesteria April 29, 2008
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mushroom tip cleaner

Someone who sucks dick well. Someone who can suck your cock so well you can't possibly cum anymore.
I heard that girl is a mushroom tip cleaner. I bet it would be nice to get my mushroom tip cleaned by her.
by Master Nudist January 21, 2008
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Mushroom Explosion

A musroom explosion is when the the head of a man's genitalia explodes, leaking brownish-red cream.
Dude, when we were upstairs, my mushroom exploded and she drank the cream from it.
by Anthony December 15, 2003
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purple mushroom bruise

The act of pulling out your penis while being blown, and systematically slapping your partner's face with it, thus leaving a purplish bruise resembling the tip of you penis (a mushroom).
I gave Carly a purple mushroom bruise when she went down on me last night.
by Flantari September 30, 2006
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Pink Mushroom Tattoo

The mark left after being cock slapped, leaving the image of a mushroom.
by BrainFreeze193 July 18, 2009
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