Mr. Menck

Mr. Menck is a fat guy that nobody likes. His real name is Phil which suits him. He also has a nasty neck beard that nobody likes. He can be associated with Mc. Donald's and cheese burgers. He often flops around like a walrus babbling nonsense that nobody understands.

Ewww, look at that Mr. Menck hes so fat and ugly!

by The bully. February 5, 2020

Mr. Hobby

The Hockaday teacher who banned the use of fidget spinners and flipping water bottles in his classroom. Every eighth-grader loves him and his wife, and during the February valentine's dance, he brings his wife, and all the Saint Marks boys will come and introduce themselves.

Girl 1: Why is everyone screaming?
Girl 2: It must be because Mr. Hobby and his wife arrived.

by cantoloupedealer February 9, 2020

Mr. Bonar

Teacher at DeLaura Middle School.
Got a DUI and fucking loves Ohio even though it’s not even real smh.

Student 1: hey can I see your schedule?
Student 2: yeah I hope we got a class together
Student 1: aww fuck yeah we have Mr. Bonar together
Student 2: Mr. Boner? What the fuck

by Mr bonar DUI February 25, 2020

mr stoddart

the fittest teacher in the world

wow mr stoddart is looking great today

by falafel13693758 March 10, 2020

Mr. Reddit

A person who suddenly acts well educated in a subject despite of not knowing anything about it.

u/whatever: that's actually very unsafe, i am a packaging expert, and that would never pass in my book

u/whatever 2: ok Mr. Reddit

by pipeman88 March 20, 2020

Mr. Gonzalez

A really hot math teacher who should've been a model but instead pursued a career as a high school teacher. His looks are so glorious it will blow you away and send you to heaven, not to mention, the fragrance he wears is absolutely majestic you could smell it from a mile away.

Person 1: Omg Mr. Gonzalez is so hot.
Person 2: I know right, I'd let him divide my legs.

by calculator4ever December 3, 2022

Mr. Welsh

Mr. Welsh is a small cock fat bastard. He is shaped like a child's baseball bat and looks like a lumberjack. Mr. Welsh smells like the pines. He would be the guy to piss instead of cum during sex. He also likes the occasional shit dick from his boyfriend.

"Who is that fat ass sitting over there?"
"Oh that's Mr. Welsh."

by taygen is gay October 29, 2019