Mr. Welsh

Mr. Welsh is a small cock fat bastard. He is shaped like a child's baseball bat and looks like a lumberjack. Mr. Welsh smells like the pines. He would be the guy to piss instead of cum during sex. He also likes the occasional shit dick from his boyfriend.

"Who is that fat ass sitting over there?"
"Oh that's Mr. Welsh."

by taygen is gay October 29, 2019

Mr mates

Someone that has a lack of mates. Because of this pressure and lack of mates they try and be everyone’s mate. This is to cover their insecurities.

Mr mates: hey bro I’ll buy you food I have many donuts

Random: thanks bro I’ll do anything for some donuts

Mr mates: are we friends now?

Random: no man we just met.

Mr mates: we all good bro?

by cheesyqdingle April 9, 2022

Mr. Foaf

The name to give if something gets traced back to you.

Thats not true? Don't yell at me, I heard it from Mr. Foaf

by I am not a prep October 12, 2005

Mr. Cap

When someone is being a liar or is cappin. Opposite to no cap.

Person 1: Yo we gonna hangout later right
Person 2: Yeah definitely bro
Person 1: Don’t be Mr. Cap later

by Torrealva042200 June 3, 2019

Mr. Gonzalez

A really hot math teacher who should've been a model but instead pursued a career as a high school teacher. His looks are so glorious it will blow you away and send you to heaven, not to mention, the fragrance he wears is absolutely majestic you could smell it from a mile away.

Person 1: Omg Mr. Gonzalez is so hot.
Person 2: I know right, I'd let him divide my legs.

by calculator4ever December 3, 2022

Mrs hubler

A 7th grade math teacher, they yell a lot in a good way and actually make math fun. She normally duct tape the mouths of kids she personally knows and will put recycling bins on their head. She almost has a mental break down every day but that doesn’t stop her from showing up to class. She prefers her 5th period 7/8 math over her 2nd period 7/8 math class. She also never does any of the advisory slide shows which is amazing.

Mrs hubler threw a marker at me again
Damn, she threatened to glue me to a chair

by YourFavBestieee May 28, 2023

Mr Adair

The sexiest Man in all of Scotland. The rose bud of the United Kingdom, and the heart of planet earth.

Tis a rare sighting to see him, but when you do, oh boy is it a pretty one.

With his silky grey hair and unknown coloured eyes, he'll pierce your heart with one glance.

He will protect us from chavs and roadmen. Adair is our saviour. Our lord. Our God.

Chav: ewww Mr Adair is actual so gross 🤢🤮
Anyone with a brain: you fool, Mr Adair is the protecter of us all. Begone wench.

by www.IHS.wiki.fandom September 3, 2021