getting porter morris’d

the phrase “getting porter morris’d” refers to the act of getting raped by your cousin.

*ring ring* call from porter morris
*answers*
“whats up man?”
“your sister is getting porter morris’d”
“WTF SHES YOUR COUSIN”

by anonymous December 1, 2023

Mingle my Morris

To handle a penis in a sexual way

Derived from a mispronunciation of the game “Nine Men’s Morris”

My buddy Adam will mingle my morris in class today.

by JoSuck February 8, 2024

Mingle my Morris

To handle (usually sexually) a penis

He will mingle my morris for twenty dollars

by JoSuck February 8, 2024

Boring Borris brooky morris

More life in a postage stamp
Like pulling teeth having conversations

Your turning into a boring borris brooky morris person

It would be better a night with a Boring borris brooky morris than you

Please liven up and don’t continue to be a boring borris brooky morris

by Jamie Freer December 23, 2025

Mr. Morrison

This man is the God of Carpentry. He wields a 20 ounce Estwing Hammer and is able to single handedly destroy any OSB plywood in his path. He leads the most epic crew in history that are destined to save the world. Morrison is an immortal being who's been here since the beginning of time. Legend states he can build a house in an incredible 10 seconds, and is the only one able to hold his personal estwing the"Estwing Pro".

If you need something built, call Mr. Morrison.

by GrandpaBen September 25, 2020

wealth, hellfire, and morrils

What da Maine Department of Inhuman Disservices should have taken steps about regarding da highly-questionable business-practices of da infamous "Wreaths Across America" company.

What with da shady financial dealings, mistreatment of workers, and inaccurate "donation" status of da wreaths for da veteran's graves, it seems to me dat said Worcester-family outfit's "wealth, hellfire, and morrils" were definitely in jeopardy!

by QuacksO January 21, 2025