Blueker

Masturbating while shitting, not to be confused with a blumpkin. Exclusively self pleasuring whilst defecating.

I gave myself a Blueker this to maximize efficiency while getting out of the house.

by JoSuck May 28, 2024

Mingle my Morris

To handle (usually sexually) a penis

He will mingle my morris for twenty dollars

by JoSuck February 8, 2024

Mingle my Morris

To handle a penis in a sexual way

Derived from a mispronunciation of the game “Nine Men’s Morris”

My buddy Adam will mingle my morris in class today.

by JoSuck February 8, 2024