Blueker

Masturbating while shitting, not to be confused with a blumpkin. Exclusively self pleasuring whilst defecating.
I gave myself a Blueker this to maximize efficiency while getting out of the house.
by JoSuck May 29, 2024
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Mingle my Morris

To handle a penis in a sexual way

Derived from a mispronunciation of the game “Nine Men’s Morris”
My buddy Adam will mingle my morris in class today.
by JoSuck February 08, 2024
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Mingle my Morris

To handle (usually sexually) a penis
He will mingle my morris for twenty dollars
by JoSuck February 09, 2024
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