JoSuck's definitions

Mingle my Morris

To handle (usually sexually) a penis

He will mingle my morris for twenty dollars

by JoSuck February 8, 2024

Mingle my Morris

To handle a penis in a sexual way

Derived from a mispronunciation of the game “Nine Men’s Morris”

My buddy Adam will mingle my morris in class today.

by JoSuck February 8, 2024

Blueker

Masturbating while shitting, not to be confused with a blumpkin. Exclusively self pleasuring whilst defecating.

I gave myself a Blueker this to maximize efficiency while getting out of the house.

by JoSuck May 28, 2024