Montenegro

A place in EU,small country located in balkan. Girls in Montenegro are hella hot and sexy. There's so many hot girls u can choose and many of them are dumb mostly blondies

Montenegro is state full with mountains

by BoZ1DaR March 3, 2019

manternach

when a male pisses sitting down

He had to leave the table in order to manternach

by captain catheter September 25, 2003

Manterpreting

The act of 'Manterpreting' is defined as the instance wherein a male, through no fault of his own but merely because he is a man, will misinterpret even the most basic instructions given to him by a woman, most often causing a job or chore to be done incorrectly and most likely causing great annoyance to the woman. Not to be confused with a man who just does not listen to instructions.

Honestly, I just asked him to get 'a few essentials' from the shop, and he comes home with 12 pots of instant noodles, a metric crescent wrench and a frozen pizza! Bloody Manterpreting!!

by NoenPfhurnix September 30, 2016

mentee

Someone stupid who doesn't know jack and needs someone spoonfeed them every little god damn detail.

You idiot D comes after C. Now don't fail the god damn alphabet test!

by BuFFerMaN May 13, 2005

montecarlo double whip

a montercarlo double whip is when you whip a girl in the pussy so hard she starts bleeding; then you proceed to fuck her violently until her pussy pops. Then you cum all over her face and wip it until she bleeds.

So forth called the montecarlo double whip.

Girl 1: I swear to you judge, he gave me a montecarlo double whip, can't you see the marks on my face?
Guy 1: Your honor, I would never.

by rod6969696 June 21, 2008

montenegrian

A Montenegrian is a person from Montenegro (Crna Gora)

You know you are a montenegrian if you :

1.Are extremely lazy

2.You own a snail(or any slow animal)

3.You only eat "Burek with meat"

4.You live on a mountain (or sea)

5.You talk to a friend from "Durmitor" to "Golubinja"

6.Only instrument you own is "Gusle"

7.You are the only one to yell when you are close to a friend in a group.

I just had a fight with a Montenegrian. What a sissy!

by NOT the chose 2 m8 September 23, 2016

Monterrious

A sassy, loud, over weight, independent black female with a ghetto side. Snaps her ghetto claws and claps her hands to make her point. Bat shit crazy and runs over her kids with the car. Hallucinates often, and can't go more than 2 hours without eating. Also enjoys kool-aid. Dat nigga be on point, don't F*uck with her.

Friend: "Hey did you meet La'shandas mom?"

Other friend: "Yeah i did, she is a real Monterrious!"

by rohanda mayflower 666 October 16, 2012