Mongol

A mental retard. Often consisted of yankee fans and bmw drivers.

You’re such a mongol

by Mamatkunem October 23, 2018

Mongolian Hot Pot

When a mongolian MAN invades your home (usually your kitchen), warms you up a hot pocket, force feeds it to you, then proceeds to bang on a pot while banging you... ;

"Last night I was Mongolian Hot Potted, and I liked it!" Confessed Gabby to Alex.

by LAP(s) April 11, 2010

Mondo Duke

Does it need a definition

Oh man I had a huge Mondo Duke last night!

by Fucker in the pussy234 April 19, 2017

Why is mondo gay

Mondo is not gay, in fact Mondo fucks bitches and if ever asked if he prefers ass or tits he will strongly answer, "I like pussy".

Why is mondo gay? Actually he's not so go sit on a pencil dick.

by Mondolicouse February 12, 2018

Mondopause

The act of persistently having a bad attitude on mondays, kind of like menopause, but less dramatic.

Steve's mother has a bad case of mondopause.

by FergyA October 5, 2010

Mondo cool

Term we use as kids back in the day to say, "Extremely Cool" or these days "Awesome Cool"

I know, I invented the phrase.

That last tweet was so mondo cool.

by yomero December 25, 2016

Mongolian Sauna

To do a Mongolian Sauna first you need to get your balls nice and sweaty, ya know like after a football game or hmmm you get the point then you suffocate some dame until she passes out with your sweaty man sack aka mongolian sauna

girlfiend-im so bored when can we get out of here
boyfriend-im done playin,damn your anoying when we get back im give'n you a Mongolian Sauna

by Rest-718punks,nyhc,bsf,bfc,aob,das January 17, 2007