Mongolia

A country that doesn't exist. It's a lie by the Russian government to hide their nukes.

P1: I went to Mongolia last week!
P2: How the hell did you go to a place that doesn't exist?

by zaccyiguess May 28, 2022

Mongolian Delight

The act of engaging in anal sex in wildly inappropriate and risky locations.

"This yard sale is boring" she said with a wink.So we went around back and found a gazebo for a quick Mongolian Delight.

by Mongolian DILF June 5, 2022

Mongolia

The equation used by Thomas Jefferson to figure out how gravity worked.

John: " Yo whats that one gravity equation Jefferson used "
Bob: " Mongolia "

by N20C June 23, 2022

Mongolian Lima bean

The Mongolian Lima bean is magical sexual encounter where the man heads south on his female counterpart and performs traditional Mongolian throat singing which allows the sensational vibrations to “flick the bean” and help the woman reach her climax

Jazz keeps talking about how her man performed the Mongolian Lima Bean last night and she has been floating ever since.

by Koni Rinib November 27, 2022

Mongolian uncle

An uncle whos stock is on the rise

My Mongolian Uncle is now worth more than Zara

by Ethiopian Uncle December 5, 2022

Mongolian Lunchbox

When a girl rides your face so hard it warms up all your face “meat” just like the Mongolians did with their beef. AMEN

Hey baby doll why don’t you come over here and get yourself a Mongolian Lunchbox!

by Pump&Dump Daddy December 9, 2022

Mongoloid

A person that is simple.

Elliot is a mongoloid

by hahahalolol February 26, 2023