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Millennial

-Millennial or Millennials

A media popularized term for a generation of people born in western culture who came to adulthood in the early 21st century.

Often confused for being tech savvy or capable in life skills, millennials are more often incapable with life skills that earlier generations are commonly more adept at, such as changing car tires, filling out paperwork, hooking up entertainment centers or reading usage agreements and contracts on websites and smart phone apps before agreeing to them.

Millennials are more often only functional with contemporary front end usage of modern technology while being confused and incapable with more practical applications and the service of hardware.

A small minority of Millennials with inherited wealth gave rise to the "gig" or "shared" economy bubble. Much of the perception of millennials centers around this minority among the generation who attain great wealth from crowd funding, confidence scam investments and inheritances that are soon squandered on unsustainable and impractical business models.

The Millennials are for the most part very deficient in common life skills, sustainability and practical capability.
I just saw a Millennial trying to change a tire and add oil to his car. He gave up after dumping transmission fluid in the oil intake and trying to jack his fender until it crumpled.
by Mr. SnowmanPants June 3, 2016
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Millennial

Some who only knows Sarah McLachlan as that sad animal lady.
Me: I still think “Fumbling Towards Ecstasy” is one of the greatest albums ever made.
Millennial: You mean, Sarah McLachlan, I thought she just wrote songs about abused animals.
by Jfman December 25, 2018
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Miller's Corollary

A provision of Godwin's Law.

In a discussion regarding religion, personal freedoms, or politics, the probability of someone or something being compared to terrorism and/or the events surrounding 9/11 eventually approaches one.
"The argument's over. He started blaming gays for 9/11 and after that the gay marriage debate just went downhill from there. Miller's Corollary proves itself yet again."
by Erik Moran December 11, 2003
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Millenniaire

Marketing term used to define millennials with purchasing power.
Our customers are above the average millennial, they have more disposible income and are willing to buy our products, they are Millenniaire
by Phunko December 7, 2010
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miller's paradox

Intense contractions caused by running faster to make it to the toilet in time. The paradox is that the faster you run, the faster you will get to the toilet — but also, the faster you run, the more imminent becomes the dropping of the deuce prior to making it to the toilet.
miller's paradox is related to Zeno's paradox in a way
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millenniumize

We hired consultants to millenniumize our business. It was time for us to stop operating out business as if it were the 1900's.
by NinoBrown_NJC August 17, 2017
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Milkbee

Milkbee is a sharp and enriched word which is used for a person who are with you because of your money and status and all. A person who will kick you when ya down and kick everything with you when you up.
by Jisun September 15, 2017
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