A song by Green Tom that parodizes the Bayside Boys Remix of the 1993 dance hit Macarena by Los Del Río.
It’s about someone who masturbates.
It’s about someone who masturbates.
Ben: I just listened to this really funny song.
Gregory: What is it?
Ben: Hey Masturbator by Green Tom.
Gregory: What is it?
Ben: Hey Masturbator by Green Tom.
by gregben July 6, 2021
Get the Hey Masturbatormug. When your mechanical pencil is out of led, so you repeatedly and forcefully push the eraser to make sure that you don't have any extra led in there. The sound it makes is like fapping. When led comes out, it is called pencil ejaculation.
by Liberty5000 February 20, 2019
Get the Pencil Masturbationmug. An act which is the inverse of masturbation; namely, when a person has sex with everyone else in the world but themself.
Bystander: “What’s he doing in that bathroom?”
Sexpert: “Could me more than masturbating…possibly reverse masturbation?”
Bystaner: “Noone is safe!”
Sexpert: “Reverse masturbation: it will be end of us all.”
Sexpert: “Could me more than masturbating…possibly reverse masturbation?”
Bystaner: “Noone is safe!”
Sexpert: “Reverse masturbation: it will be end of us all.”
by Triggered To Death June 22, 2020
Get the reverse masturbationmug. by AstroCatz May 14, 2016
Get the compulsive masturbationmug. An attorney assigned to an unwinnable case for the sole purpose of delaying confirmation of criminality.
Anyone know of a special masturbator that a corrupt federal judge could engage in United States of America v. D.J. Trump?
by YAWA September 11, 2022
Get the special masturbatormug. by keepscrollingkeeplooking April 19, 2020
Get the No Masturbation Maymug. When you have a skin affliction (see, e.g. poison ivy, poison oak, eczema, psoriasis, etc) that makes you itchy but you know you aren’t supposed to scratch it because it’ll only make it worse. An itch you literally cant scratch.
Person 1: Oh no I was out yesterday and got poison ivy and now I’m all itchy.
Person 2: No evil masturbating !
Person 2: No evil masturbating !
by Factually Fake, Actually August 23, 2023
Get the Evil Masturbatingmug.