by bamfwag February 13, 2024

by lassoman84 July 2, 2023

A person that attracts fuckboys and hoes. They live scandalous lives but complain when they get people exactly like their traits
Dude I keep on getting the worst. I'm such a magnet
She's dated thrice in a week, that's what she gets for being a magnet
She's dated thrice in a week, that's what she gets for being a magnet
by Jak3thegreat January 24, 2017

Throughout history mankind has been plagued by a Sect of humanity that gravitate to the more Drama filled social interactions. Not only do these "Disaster Magnets" cling to such things but they also attract and even create such drama. Another variant of these beings also Find themselves broken down on the highway, stricken with health problems, and even in abusive relationships with other disaster magnets. The disaster magnet often travel in flocks and engage in a Circular pattern of self destruction.
"Who is that?" Jimmy asked Gary , " Careful of her she's a disaster magnet".
The disaster magnet strode through the mall stalking their next victim.
The disaster magnet strode through the mall stalking their next victim.
by Esqueleto22 March 27, 2021

A person who typically attracts only orthodox vegans, earthy artsy types, or wannabe hippies that sport goatees and poet berets.
Girl 1: Violet seems to have a thing for skinny dorky losers with bad goatees who refuse to eat meat.
Girl 2: Yeah, that Violet's always been a real tofu magnet.
Girl 2: Yeah, that Violet's always been a real tofu magnet.
by narbles February 25, 2011

by Shlong slinger July 18, 2025
