machete

when a man is about to ejaculate, he pulls out of her anus and in a chopping motion slaps the girl in the face as he is ejaculating.

hey dude, i got pissed off at your mom yesterday so i went ahead and gave her a machete.

by fat cobra December 26, 2008

mackenzie

A total jerk that doesn't care about anyone other than herself. She is so stuck up and self centered. She is super ugly and her friends truly hate her

I hate that Mackenzie

by lovelylucylily June 9, 2010

Mackenzie

An annoying, mean girl. Don't trust her. Has a thing for bugs, specifically flies.

Who's that? Oh she's a Mackenzie, don't bother.

by MinnesotaSprings September 25, 2011

mackenzie

slut, hermaphridite. all around LESBIAN. thinks she's really cool. NOTTTT.

wow that girl wants to cuddle with me, what a mackenzie.

by blazegirls January 7, 2010

macker

Macker (n.): A man who hits on, flirts with, or seduces a female by using verbal or sometimes physical means of persuasion; a man who is not interested in a relationship, but short term gratification and who sweet talks you to get it.

"Gosh, you're such a macker. I bet you tell that to all the ladies."

by Vivian LaFox April 13, 2008

LADY MACBETHING

Washing your hands after masturbating on your period.

"What, will these hands ne'er be clean?... Here's the smell of the blood still: all the perfumes of Arabia will not sweeten this little hand... Wash your hands, put on your nightgown; look not so pale... To bed, to bed, to bed!" (Lady Macbeth Lady Macbething, Macbeth, Act 5, Scene 1)

by Lady MB November 20, 2016

Mackenzie

As a surname, it effortly oozes class, refinement and sophistication. On the other hand anyone with a Mackenzie as their first name is by definition a Chav

Chav 1: "arite mate?"
Chav 2: "Nah mate, im well pissed off! Mackenzie Smiff go' done ova today for shootin' 'is step-muver"

by antidisestablishment April 27, 2009