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K-MAC

1. Someone who is a complete dick just to be a dick.

2. Better than you!
3. Wait Wait, I know.
1 k-mac . One who thinks they are better then everyone else.

2. Someone who thinks they can get any girl on a dating website.
3. one who thinks they are faster than anyone else on a ski slope
4. Too proud that he makes more money than both of his friends
5. Condescending
6. Claims he can build a fire but never does
by Ef Off Kmac December 14, 2013
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mac hine

its what the smartest nicest, prettiest, sweetest, sexiest, beautifulest and the best cock sucker around says when shes is usin or tryin to use her brain
you spell it then have them say it out loud M-A-C-H-I-N-E.
her response was Mac Hine.
good thing i love her, because she just aint getting it
by whitedevilinfp May 30, 2011
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mac deez

A statement, denoting that you are offering you nuts to be sucked. A foreshortening of "Mac deez nutz".

Can also be used as a double entendre for McDonalds.
You wanna eat at Mac deez?
You can mac deez!
by Neko March 3, 2005
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Mac User

In this definition, both the PC user's and Mac User's points of view will be shown.

1. A Mac User is a person who uses a Mac computer (made by Apple, Inc.) Typically, this type of creature can be found in expensive coffee shops or a book store, wears scarves indoors, brags about his or her Mac to everyone within sight, and likes to talk about pointless subjects like literature, semantics or life with his/her fellow Mac User buddies.

2. A Mac user is a person who uses a Mac computer (made by Apple, Inc.) Typically, Mac users are very precocious and consider their computers to be a work of art, rather than fashion. They are so excited to have computers that don't require a constant battle against viruses that they have to tell everyone in the world how great it is. This is often mistaken for bragging. Mac Users are generally very cheery and have time to talk about and do whatever they please because they aren't spending time trying to repair or protect their computers.
PC User POV example: Look at that fag over there sipping his coffee, using his Mac, and pushing his Wayfarers up on his nose. He thinks he's the shit. Stupid Mac User!

Mac User POV example: Look at that clever being yonder! He's opted to spend more time enjoying life than fighting the minions of a virtual devil. Kudos!
by iReplacedmyPC July 3, 2010
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mac bashing

Criticising the Apple Mac operating system. Many Windows die hard fans do this to boost their egos and confidence in their own favourite operating system
Tom: Windows rules. Mac is rubbish. I hate Apple so much - iPods are disgusting, get a MS Zune instead

Mark: Stop mac bashing - it's getting on my nerves
by Dan1456 February 1, 2008
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Big Mac

A fart so bad that anybody in the area of the fart gets killed.
You guys should leave because I'm about to Big Mac.
by Ronald Mcgodamn Donald February 26, 2009
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mac out

the process of a hospital calling the LA county medical alert center to present an uninsured patient. the private hospital staff is strongly advised by their management to get the uninsured bums,drug addicts, drunks and hood rats to a county hospital.
we need to mac out the pancreatitis in bed 6 he has no insurance!
by weasel 72 May 3, 2007
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