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lemon cutie

when 2 girls stick lemons in each other vaginas then get into a 69 postion and eat the lemons and after the lemons are gone the eat out until orgasm
alexis and kelsey like to lemon cutie
by frank has a big dick June 13, 2011
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Lemonade Delight

A mega powerful party drink designed to get women naked and fucking. It results is a quick buzz and when served to the ladies nudity and later major freakin will result. If your wife or girlfriend drinks this shit and you leave her alone at a party, she will end up fucking one of more guys maybe even gangbanging several at a time.

It uses lemonade, vodka and the always dangerous Everclear. In a 3 gallon cooler mix 2 gallons of fresh squeeze lemonade (or if you’re in a hurry, Country Time Powdered mix) 1 pint cheap vodka and 2 quarts Everclear. Serve over ice in tall glasses. Early in the evening you can be fancy, serving it in real glasses with a lemon or orange wedge, fancy little drink umbrellas, even a chunk or two of pineapple. After the first or second round, Styrofoam cups without the other shit is fine.

For those of you in states where Everclear is illegal, ask a trusted bartender where you can get some good moonshine as it is the same as Everclear. Always be careful when mixing with straight Everclear as it can cause skin irritation, is highly flammable, burns with an almost invisible flame.
Ethan to Tyrone: “Damned, that is some good lemonade!”
Tyrone to Ethan: “Lemonade? Shit man that ain’t no lemonade, that’s Lemonade Delight.”
Ethan: “Oh. Have you seen Martha? I last saw her with you, Jamal, Washington, DeAmante and Andrell out by the pool.”
Tyrone: “Ummm, well (thinking that mother be married to some fine white pussy) she’ll turn up somewhere, let’s go watch the game.”
by moccrider November 22, 2011
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Lemon

A car you have convinced yourself is good because you need it and can't afford a new one, but everyone else can see it's really a POS. And instead of being honest with yourself that your car isn't worth keeping you continue to drive it, sometimes down the road, but mostly left on the side of the road. If only you would see that in the long run you would save money by buying a different one.
Your car is a lemon, it's like a black hole, sucking all your non existent money and time away from you.
by DaydreamZzZz1107 March 30, 2015
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Lemon Whore

A woman who cuts a lemon in half and shoves both halves into her cooch and flexes her vagina muscles to squirt lemon and pussy juices until there's just the peel where she then takes both halves and sucks on them.
"Heeey Girl! What have you been up to?"

"Oh me? I've been busy being such a lemon whore."
by BadAsh42069 January 15, 2020
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easy peasy lemon squeezy

by Tinoser February 15, 2017
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Eat a lemon

A polite way of saying eat a dick. Used in anger. First coined by u/omegaweapon on Reddit in the viral post "entitled piece of work lady wants me to fix an almost 3 year old purchase"
"you're an asshole!"
Eat a lemon.

"I will sue you.."
Go eat a lemon
by SlingbladeX March 7, 2019
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Lemonade Stand

2. When a man is standing up and receiving oral pleasure from a bitch he does not like--or maybe he likes, but is cool with it--and he simply pulls his penis out and begins peeing all over her head. Following the act he must ask the woman for 25 cents.
"Hey Diane did you go swimming?"
"No dude i totally jusyt gave that bitch a lemonade stand!"
"Laughter by all."
by The Ish April 22, 2005
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