late night pool party

A midnight orgy where people bring friends with benefits, have kush and taking shots

Hey girl are you tryna go to a late night pool party with me? Let’s get drunk and fuck some girls at a late night pool party Man!

Whose tryna get high with a lot of girls tonight at the late night pool party?

by NaughtyOrgys February 25, 2020

Late Stage Porn Addiction

An acronym to describe someone who has gotten so desperate, and so addicted to porn, that the only solution is by spreading their habits to other people. these people are often pedophiles and predators.

credits to ruben sim.

Ted: Shit, I can never get a signal in your apartment. Hey, can I use your laptop?
John: Yeah go ahead.
Ted: Ok, thanks.
Ted: WHAT THE FUCK!
John: Holy shit, dude! what's the matter? what happened?
John: What's going on?
Ted: THERE'S SO MUCH PORN!
John: Well, what the hell are you doin' lookin' at my private shit?
Ted: What are you talking about private shit, Johnny it was wide open, there are literally THOUSANDS OF FILES IN HERE!
John: Well I've been meaning to clear some of that out!
Ted: JESUS CHRI- look at the organization here, clockwise Rimjob? counterclockwise Rimjob?
John: Well sometimes you like seeing the tongue go the other way!
Ted: You sick bastard- look at this! CHICKS W/ DICKS?!!?
John: Oh my god... my god I have a Late Stage Porn Addiction, alright? I need help!
Ted: There are no chicks w/ dicks, Johnny! only guys w/ tits!
John: well, this is such a relief, I'm glad I'm finally caught! I wanted to be caught!
Ted: Johnny, now, you listen to me. This is a wakeup call, alright? You've gotta get back out there, and meet somebody, because you're spiraling out of control here!
John: alright, alright, fine, I will, just stop looking at that shit!
Ted: Johnny, I mean it, alright? the next chick you meet, you're getting back in the game.
John: fine, I got it. done.
Ted: alright, now let's get rid of this.
John: what do you mean? lets just delete the files!
Ted: no, no, no. that shit can always be recovered. we gotta smash your laptop with a hammer

by stunning, and dingaling January 21, 2024

Late night ticket

A late night ticket is an all-night San Francisco bus transfer, soled illegally at a discounted price.

A man on the street sold me a late night ticket.

by wise crakcker August 2, 2012

Stayed up late

When a person lives to be extremely old, and you're surprised that they're still alive.

Wow, Dick Van Dyke sure has stayed up late! How old is he?

by BlahBlehBloop January 7, 2024

Late-night-talk

A late-night-talk is a deep talk between two or more people (it must be a small group) that occurs between night and drawn. Usually on a quite place like a balcony or a living room, with chill music in a low volume, alcohol and/or other substances in lower doses. The themes usually are personal so these talks are exclusive to who participated on them and must be interpreted has a bounding.

After the party I had a late-night-talk with Jimmy and Karen, I wish you were there it was amazing!

by Albiito July 11, 2018

something you've learnt to do so well lately

a habit one has recently acquired.

mother: Joseph, stop interrupting. I don't like this something you've learnt to do so well lately. This habit won't get you anywhere in life.

Joseph: go scratch yourself. I will not stop interrupting, just because you want me to.

by Sexydimma May 28, 2012

lates

It's like " later Man " or "when you're not sure if you want to say goodbye yet" Lay-eights =

Lates ,see ya later dude peace out.

by dakotah the warrior princess September 3, 2016