Lonely birthday

On your birthday you put numbered candles in your dad’s asshole and light them. As your dad’s moaning from the hot wax dripping into his asshole you fuck your mom. When your about to cum you ejaculate all over the candles in your dads ass giving him instant relief and a great orgasm.

Hey dad can we do a lonely birthday tonight I’m feeling down.

Lonely birthday by Silly skank January 13, 2023

The Lonely Man 

A strategy used by men looking to pick up women usually at a bar or social gathering, consisting of him either pretending to be alone or actually being alone as a strategic way of having women who notice he is by himself to approach him.

"Check this out guys, i'm gonna try The Lonely Man and see if i get lucky". -Pretending

"F*ck it, im just gonna go out alone tonight and try The Lonely Man". -Actually alone

The Lonely Man by JensenR September 1, 2013

colonel lovelock 

A bunch of lightly coloured pubes all sitting together in the urinal

colonel lovelock is on gaurd today

after seeing a whole bunch of freshly scratched blond or ginger pubes in the toilet

colonel lovelock by Gyp n Jop October 28, 2017

Four Red Bull's and a Lonely Night 

A term used to talk about how fast you're gonna masturbate tonight

Hey, four Red Bull's and a lonely night amirite?

Four Red Bull's and a Lonely Night by Eatdemhandscarl December 11, 2016

lovell

lovell To fall down drunk, ripping sinks off of walls,ect.

Man we got lovelled last night

lovell by klobb January 26, 2009

Lovelace 

A last name that is held exclusively for gingers. Preferably ones who wear lots of flannel.

Damn, Mr.Lovelace. You be lookin like a lumber jack.

Lovelace by gingersarentsobad May 10, 2018

Lovey 

A younger grandma that her grandkids can't wait to go chill with. Shows an abundance of love and affection ❤️

"over the river and through the woods to loveys's house we go"

Lovey by Mystikal Vibes February 27, 2021