Sad Kyle

A sad Kyle is a male or female that posts sad posts on social media for an ex to read.

There are a lot of sad kyles on social media today.

Don't be such a sad Kyle.

by Mr.Gofukurself March 20, 2017

Kyle Brotzman

when one epically screws over a team by missing a field goal and single handedly wipes away a teams chance at the national title.

Person 1: did boise state win in overtime?
Person 2: no, the kicker pulled a kyle brotzman

by boisestate69696969 November 29, 2010

kylemystery

Only the greatest person in the whole world. He can wreck anyone in any game even if he hasn't played it. kylemystery has the genetalia that can reach across five football fields and is as wide as a school bus. He is so sexy that he turns straight men gay and lesbians straight. Everyone just wants a piece of his Godly Genitals.

Did you see kylemystery?

Oh Did I!! when I saw him my vagina just instantly squirted and it was like a thousand orgasms at once

Yeah they call him "Baang the last vagina juice bender" he can bend all the juice out of ur pussy

by viewer of kylemystery June 9, 2013

kyle cressey

a gay lord from the future that is obsessed with halo 3 and will some day buy a WOW subscription

kyle cressey is a noob

by Anon_111 March 7, 2009

Kyler

He can be stupid... and yet you can't help yourself but like him even more. He is extremely adorable and handsome. Popular and can be a fuckboy. Wins over most of the girls. Has great hair.

Person 1: is that kyler.

Person 2: yea such a charmer.

by MoonThiefRM May 15, 2016

kyle

the best cousin ever, hot, sexy, smart, what all girls want

Wow that kid must be a kyle

by aka-me January 16, 2009

Kyle Boyer

A man who is amazing. Normally an Irish man with a lot of hair, sometimes with a reddish beard depending on the season. His build is of an athlete, roughly around 6 feet tall with dark blond or brown hair. He replicates the most interesting man in the world. His knowledge of Kung Fu and other martial arts is phenomenal. Normally uses his fists or Bo Staff to defeat his enemies. Though he has many friends, his love for them are all different in the best of ways. Anything that he can't overcome he will overcome anyways. He is a master at sports, usually rugby, soccer and volleyball. He is a philosophical genius and uses the art of meditation, sometimes days at a time, to find his inner-self.

Did you see that man? Ya, he looked like a Kyle Boyer.

Did you see that fight, it was like Kyle Boyer was fighting!

The most interesting man in the world, oh you mean Kyle Boyer.

That man is such a Kyle Boyer.

That was a Kyle Boyer play.

by Clutch Novicane September 25, 2010