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by btsSTAN_JiKoOk May 5, 2018

Knockout Machine

An MMA fighter who earns all of his wins with a knockout, or with a TKO, or a referee stoppage. Examples include Chuck Liddell and Thiago Silva.

Thiago Silva showed us why they call him "The Knockout Machine" in his fight with Keith Jardine.

by Phenomenal1 September 19, 2009

Knotty Vegan

A vegan who loves animals so much that they engage in sex with their pet.

I had no idea she was a knotty vegan bro, that shit really grosses me out.

by Ranchgirls December 5, 2020

Rusty Knee

the stain on your pants left behind when you get a lap dance from a stripper who's on her period

Candy at the Gold Club gave me a rusty knee last night and ruined my cotton dockers

by Texas Haz January 12, 2009

Nutella Knickers

Shit skids in your underpants.

"Fuck, what's that smell??"

"Aw shit, it must be my Nutella Knickers..."

by ShitKnicks February 17, 2010

Penile Knife

Use of a penis in love making to a woman during her period or by taking her virginity. Blood on the penis. Also known as Penis Knife.

(Singing) My Penile Knife...my Penile Knife... (Long Pause) I stabbed you with my Penile Knife.

by X_herb July 23, 2011

snap knee

When a drunk can no longer maintain his balance and his knees start popping sending him railing through three camp fire chairs before violently crashing into the ground.

After Lint, Coop had the worst case of snap knee I have seen in a while. He drank 18 beers and fell face first into Joe’s potatoe salad .

by Coolhandcoop May 29, 2018