Johnny Wadd

Nickname for John C. Holmes, the most prolific male porno actor of all time. Also, the eponymous movie series title from the early 1970's starring Holmes as a private dick displaying his enormous spuge talent.

Jimmy: There's nobody like Johnny Wadd on the silver screen
Wilbur: Yeah, he was a giant in the industry who could always deliver the money shot on the director's command

by wch-meister July 21, 2016

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Johnny Smakface

Quite possibly the most amazing man to walk this Earth. Yeah that's right, he's better than you. Hotter than you too. Also, he is in love with a girl, a girl who is considered to be the luckiest girl in the world.

He also possesses a very large dick.

"Johnny Smakface is sexy"

by <3Pnub February 25, 2005

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crippled johnny

When ones dick is overworked to the point that they cant get an erection.

Stephen gets crippled johnny's with his fag partners.

by Jack M May 04, 2003

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johnny depp

A talented, amazing man. Incredibly creative.
Humble and down to earth.

Appreciated by men and women alike.

Has more talent in his little finger than most people have in their entire body. You could probably smell it.
Not overrated.

Oozes sex appeal.
Aided by the way he handles/plays a guitar.

See also definition 6: of God
johnnygasm and
humble

I want to lick Johnny Depp's face.

I want a go on Johnny Depp.

*"johnny depp, you're hip
i'd like to bite your lower lip
and scrunch your edward scissor hair
Johnny bear"

*lyrics - johnny depp by Amy anne band

by LeahSade November 22, 2006

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