Jewish coitus

When you have Anal sex and the receiving person rips a wet fart

I hat sex with Jennifer last week and she did a "Jewish coitus" on me.

by Dustyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy December 10, 2023

jewish

Someone (Typically "ashkanazi") who says dumb, obnoxious, and frightful things. Originates from Poland, "Ashki" a fool, a bastard.

That jewish bloke raped my sister

by Fish Lizard October 12, 2021

Jewish Superman

When a girl shits on a guys chest and rubs it in using their chest

I got my girl some Starbucks in hopes that she’ll do the Jewish Superman on me later bro.

by Mr. Manhattan August 4, 2023

Jewish Trump

A Trump of Jewish faith

There is a Jewish Trump Conspiracy theory

by Sumashole March 2, 2025

jewish

1. An Insult, someone who is a ass can be called a jew, for any reason. To cheat someone out of something having the ideas that jews are stingy. Doing shitty things to people. Being shitty or petty doing knifing scandalous stuff. Can also be called a Jew.

Sally: He was an asshole for no reason.

Jan: Yeah that was pretty jewish

Sam: Ur a shitty friend, Dan. A fkg Jew

by Trixxy Crisp September 14, 2023

National Jewish Bread Day

celebrated on July 1st, national jewish bread day is a very special tradition to the people of Alpha Cat, however, can be celebrated by anyone.

You know what day it is
Its National Jewish Bread Day!

by KaleemCat September 5, 2020

Jewish Piano

Usually a till, used to describe or is a metaphor for stingy Jews

Hold on, let me pull out my Jewish Piano, Ka-Ching Ka-Ching Ka-Ching, go catch the coins!

by monkeydust1234 January 22, 2025