A whore-able show on MTV. It is widely criticized for being terrible and having no plot whatsoever. On my T.V guide it is labled as a "reality" show, but I deny this because the only way this could be reality is if every sane person on this Earth with a gun was dead. I say this because any sane person with a gun would either:1-shoot themselves or 2-kill the entire cast of this mediocre-at-best show. This show is the only reason I think it's possible the world might end in 2012 (no god would allow it to continue), or there simply is no god. The show is also widely spoofed as "jersey whore" and is filled with mentally disabled Italian-Americans including a little orange thing named Snooki and a bunch of dumb losers pretending to have talent whilest wearing extreme amounts of "axe" and hair gel.
Pretentious douche-bag- Damn son! I was excited about gellin' up and gettin' ma tan on but "the shore" came on and I had to stop!
The ghost of Abraham Lincoln-(Shoots the asshole in the face and walks away)
witness-Pfft, jersey shore is still on?
The ghost of Abraham Lincoln-(Shoots the asshole in the face and walks away)
witness-Pfft, jersey shore is still on?
by ieat TURTLES March 22, 2011
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Dave: H4v3 juh s33n d4 l4t3st 3p1s0de of J01sey Shore?
Steve: Shoot me...
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The dog took a Jersey Shore in the kitchen
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Steve: Shoot me...
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The dog took a Jersey Shore in the kitchen
by InvisibleWater October 13, 2012
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As pretty as a sunset on Delaware Bay and with curves like the winding country roads in Salem county. Aggressive as a bull just out of the shute at Cowtown but as sweet as the honey they sell at Monroeville. As sensual as a Renault Wine in Egg Harbor City and at the same time as cute as tiger cubs at the Bridgeton Zoo. With all the power and majesty of the waves breaking on Brigantine Island during a storm and all the gentleness of the peach orchards of Mullica Hill swaying in the breeze.
Ain't nothing in the world like a Jersey Girl.......especially a "South" Jersey Girl
I love "Jersey Girls". They are the best.
Ain't nothing in the world like a Jersey Girl.......especially a "South" Jersey Girl
I love "Jersey Girls". They are the best.
by Steelhorsecowboy-Frederick May 22, 2009
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by Fred Up July 20, 2008
Get the Jersey seashells mug.when you're doing a girl from behind and you place your thumb in her ass and your middle finger in her vagina, then you pull back like you hooked a large fish.
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the other day i jersey fish hooked this broad and she started pulling away and fighting like a large tuna.
by jay c. May 24, 2006
Get the jersey fish hook mug.A jersey foul is the act of wearing a professional or collegiate sports jersey in a manner that could potentially label the wearer as a douchebag. The jersey foul is typically unbeknownst to the wearer.
1. Putting your own first or last name on the back of a professional or college sports jersey.
2. Putting the name of a player on the back of a team's jersey for whom the player never actually played for.
3. Cutting two different player jerseys in half and having them sewn together to create a hybrid name and number of both players. Cutting the same player's home and away jersey in half and sewing them together is also a foul.
4. Wearing a jersey to a game where neither the player or team of said jersey is playing in that game.
5. Putting the classic name of a hallowed sports figure on the back of his team's jersey when the player never actually had his name on the jersey itself due to the team's uniform standards during that period of time (i.e. putting "Ruth" on the back of a Yankee's jersey with the number 3)
6. Custom making a jersey with the nickname of a famous athlete on the back of the teams jersey with the player's number.
7. A jersey foul constitutes putting any name or phrase on the back of a professional or collegiate sports jersey which does not correspond with an actual player name past or present that physically played for that particular team.
Exceptions to this rule are children under the age of 12, the mentally handicapped, and occasionally women.
1. Putting your own first or last name on the back of a professional or college sports jersey.
2. Putting the name of a player on the back of a team's jersey for whom the player never actually played for.
3. Cutting two different player jerseys in half and having them sewn together to create a hybrid name and number of both players. Cutting the same player's home and away jersey in half and sewing them together is also a foul.
4. Wearing a jersey to a game where neither the player or team of said jersey is playing in that game.
5. Putting the classic name of a hallowed sports figure on the back of his team's jersey when the player never actually had his name on the jersey itself due to the team's uniform standards during that period of time (i.e. putting "Ruth" on the back of a Yankee's jersey with the number 3)
6. Custom making a jersey with the nickname of a famous athlete on the back of the teams jersey with the player's number.
7. A jersey foul constitutes putting any name or phrase on the back of a professional or collegiate sports jersey which does not correspond with an actual player name past or present that physically played for that particular team.
Exceptions to this rule are children under the age of 12, the mentally handicapped, and occasionally women.
by JS1224 January 25, 2011
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